Posts Tagged ‘Microsoft’

Developers descend on Windows 8

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

If you have a memory better than that of a decorative vegetable, you’ll remember the slow and painful limp from the No Man’s Land of Windows Vista to the barely habitable favela of Windows 7. Like the transition from George W. Bush to Barack Obama, Windows 7 was heralded as the saviour of the OS, only to eventually reveal that it’s basically the same thing with a different look. In a bid to reduce the extent to which Windows 7 would suck, Microsoft set out on an intrepid adventure of petitioning overly critical nerds to publicly test the OS before release, once again proving that Microsoft doesn’t understand the nitpicking nerdrage of the blogosphere.

Did it work? Well, Windows 7 was at least half decent, but between the beta versions and the final release nobody could really see that much difference. Microsoft had made a few token changes to it, but seemingly ignored most of the suggestions. So what’s their new approach to public testing of Windows 8? Do exactly the same thing, but for longer! Again, much like a Presidential campaign, we’re probably more than a year from the actual release of Windows 8, but the public dick-swinging has already begun.

Windows 8

If Apple have only shown us one thing from the massive success of the iPhone, it’s that independent developers are content generating goldmines. Apple can get content for their devices and make a nut-ton of money, without having to go through all rigmarole of coming up with ideas or employing and managing developers, only giving the original developers a share of the profit made. Palm then showed us that a device with an app-store, but without a decent amount of antecedent apps will fail miserably. Microsoft have opened up the first preview of Windows 8 with the hope that developers will begin developing apps for the platform early, ready for immediate edification by the disenfranchised masses come release day.

Not only that, Microsoft have finally realised that their attempt in Windows 7 to pre-empt the slowly rearing head of the tablet beast, which consisted solely of making the icons and taskbar a bit larger, wasn’t good enough. They were easier to see, but they were still stuck in awkward corners and edges of the screen that any tablet with the lightest of screen bezels would render unusable. Enter ‘Windows Metro’, a name that makes me think less of dynamic, on-the-go business and more of free newspapers and cramped cars. To their credit, the User Interface for Windows Metro is actually quite well designed, distinct icons arranged in the centre of the screen, trumping iOS’ arguably now rather dated UI by having these icons include feeds, such as news or weather and being far more colourful: great for an infantile mind like mine. A spacious onscreen keyboard and applications that appear to have had a lot of thought to the touch-screen put into them show very clearly where the bulk of Microsoft’s money in developing Windows 8 went.
Metro’s look has been polarising, some people adore it whereas others see it as a garish explosion at the Crayola factory. I can certainly see the Early Learning Centre colour scheme becoming a strain on the eyes after a while, and it would certainly look out of place being whipped out during a business meeting. But, at least for my part, I rather like the overstated eccentricities of the Windows Metro UI, but we’ll see how I feel after a few weeks of using it regularly, or when I grow beyond the mental age of six.

Metro UI

The Metro UI is not designed to be used on desktop machines, so Windows 8 contains a desktop mode for us knuckle (and mouse) dragging Luddites, which sadly is where we meet the same disillusionment we had with Windows 7. Microsoft is making such a big deal of the Metro interface because Windows 8, in its desktop mode, looks almost exactly the same as its predecessor. The average user will most likely see the identical design and see no reason to upgrade; for the slightly nerdier user, however, there’s enough going on under the hood to make it a must-have.

Windows 8 will be able to run on ARM processors, used in almost every tablet currently on the market, with the exception of the iPad, so we can see it feasibly challenge the Android stronghold. Unlike previous versions of Windows, the latest incarnation is designed to be a ‘one size fits all’ operating system; with the Metro UI built-in alongside the desktop blend, as well as support for low power netbooks. This also means that the minimum system requirements are slightly lower than Windows 7, because getting it to run on ARM chips meant a pretty big code overhaul. This also makes writing efficient applications easier and more engaging for developers, baiting the line to catch more cod(ers).

Microsoft have finally updated the Task Manager to show more useless information that will only matter to you if you’re testing software. A new addition is the display of disk status, showing when an I/O is active, the read/write speed of the current task and so on. If you have a fetish for number porn then this is the OS for you. Windows 8 finally sorts out that fiddly multi-desktop thing, and allows you to cram Metro-style feeds and link bars into the edges of the desktop-view window. You can now link your OS login with your Windows Live account, if you happen to have one, or you can replace the classic password on tablets with a ‘picture password’ where you press certain parts of the screen to unlock it using one of your photos as a guide to remember where to touch. In the event that you mess up your computer so badly you need to start over, Windows 8 now has a ‘refresh’ feature that will restore your computer to a clean OS install, but without deleting all your files and applications; which is nice of them.

Task Manager

Early testing of Windows 8 by TechRadar shows memory usage is down slightly from the already fairly frugal Windows 7, and the requirement of the software to run on lower powered ARM chips has given Microsoft the incentive to write more efficient code. But since we’re only looking at an early developer version, Microsoft still has plenty of time to stick in unnecessary bloatware before final release; and if history is anything to go by, they certainly will.

Though the Metro interface is cleverly designed, highly functional and finally gives Microsoft a strong contender in the tablet arena, if like me you have absolutely no intention of ever buying a tablet computer then you won’t use most of the new features in Windows 8. Of course, you can use the Metro UI on a normal desktop but since it wasn’t designed to be traversed by a mouse I can see that getting tiresome very quickly. There’s a fair bit going on under the bonnet, a few minor UI tweaks here and there but for the average user that won’t matter, and once they know that it’s desktop view is essentially the same as Windows 7, then what’s their incentive to upgrade? Again, we’re only looking at a version specifically meant to catch the attention of app developers, a crowd to whom substance is more important than style (looking at them, it’d have to be). But with a shiny new tablet interface to show off and a legion of low-maintenance programmers ready to build Microsoft a plethora of new features, the story will probably be much different in twelve months time.

HTC Hero – A Vision in Teflon!

Saturday, May 8th, 2010

Pseudo-erudite fuckwits often dribble that “it’s about quality not quantity” – these people are morons. History shows that over a greater number of versions, the more refined a product becomes – the first iPhone now looks more primitive than Wayne Rooney discovering fire, and not much has changed over two generations. HTC has become one of the most prolific mobile phone handset manufacturers in a fraction of the time. Their team-up with Google, as a platform for the web-giant’s Android Operating System, has shot the “quietly brilliant” Taiwanese company into the realm of gadget infamy bringing out a new handset, it seems, every twelve seconds. From HTC’s apparent strategy of throwing handset after handset at Apple to compete with the iPhone, a champion has emerged – the aptly named, HTC Hero. I’ve been sent a model from the phone network 3 to review the phone and the Spotify, Skype and Windows Live Messenger apps. This is the first time I’ve been asked to review a device so yes I am palpably excited about it.

I should mention that, quite a while ago now, I did a comparison between the top five smartphones, including the Hero.

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Note: The poor picture quality is more of an advert against the Palm Pre’s camera.

The Hero itself is a teflon-coated masterpiece of construction, albeit one blemised by the unsightly and pocket-cumbersome chin that HTC initially adopted as a staple design feature but appears, thankfully, to be undergoing a swift phasing out. The casing is good to hold but it’s kryptonite appears to be colour: models I’ve seen come in a choice of either a sexy dark blue/black or a dull cream like the puke-stained lino flooring in a particularly underwhelming nightclub. The latter colour tries so hard to play off Apple’s “sterile white” motif on some models of Macbook that it’s remarkable to turn this thing on and not be confronted with the stoic apple symbol that you automatically associate with crushing dejection. I make such references to the colour because my review model came in this ghastly cream that will quickly start to grow murky and give the handset the colour of an old plaster.

The Jay Leno chin houses a standard trackball and a search and ‘back’ button for web browsing, the chrome portion below the screen flaunts the standard phone keys to navigate the Android OS. The top and bottom edges are for the ports, standard headphone jack atop and mini-USB port for charging beneath. Save a volume rocker, itself barely visible as it matches the casing colour, HTC have elected to keep the edges of the phone fairly bare, no doubt harkening to Apple’s iPhone strategy of having only the bare minimum in ports and buttons. The back sports a rather good 5 megapixel camera that delivers a remarkable picture quality that far outstrips my Palm Pre (as the handset images above clearly indicate). Crispy 320×480 screen with 16-bit colour offers a passable display, but not one you’d want to watch a particlarly high quality video on, the recessed screen creates a poignant seperation between touchscreen and viewscreen that was slightly offputting to use but not a significant problem.

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HTC have superimposed their own “Sense” User Interface to the Android OS, allowing features such as multiple customisable homescreens and multi-touch web browsing, to leave their own mark on the device. This additional UI includes a plethora of built-in widgets and gizmos to make personalising the fully customisable homescreen easy and reduce the need to go wade through app stores on your first use of the phone; one of the best widgets is the Twitter widget that includes a real-time feed and allows you to tweet directly from the home-screen. Other widgets include a website bookmark slideshow, message displays and the ability to customise multiple home-screens for different purposes, such as having one set up for work purposes and another for day-to-day, toggling between them with a simple side-swipe. This is the first Android phone to support multi-touch, pre-installed through the tweaking that HTC provided in ‘Sense’ – however, it’s far from the comfortable pinch-zoom you get on the iPhone or Palm Pre and can sometimes feel jittery and unresponsive. The onscreen keyboard is standard Android, which I feel is where ‘Sense’ has missed a trick, the keys are small and hard to manipulate properly and writing anything at length was a nightmare (which is odd because my nightmares usually consist of my flatmates attempting to shave my legs). As usual with Android, they’ve done what they can and heavily integrated text-prediction systems can turn even something as obscurely typed as ‘wrotwra’ into ‘writers’ without needing to be prompted, though this can lead to some confusing moments when you try and enter a non-dictionary word (particularly applicable when tweeting) as it persistently tries to correct you, like the aforementioned pseudo-erudite fuckwits at a dinner party.

Spotify mobile came out late last year as a subscription-based service, allowing music streaming across your data connection. The app, which has been provided for the review model by 3, lets the user find and play songs, create/import playlists and save them directly to the phone (albeit in a DRM laden format that will only work within the phone itself). Perhaps my biggest criticism of the phone comes in here, it’s sound quality can be tinny at times – it has two rear speakers with a larger one on the front of the phone for phone calls, but when, for example, music is playing the device and is placed on it’s back the sound is severely muffled. This shouldn’t be a problem for calls and can be resolved by placing the phone on it’s side, though this is an awkward solution that you wouldn’t use long term. Songs on Spotify come in at a reasonable quality, when using headphones, the same as you would experience from a standard MP3 file, and will buffer and play astoundingly fast for it’s standard 3G connection in the Reading area. As this is a premium service, the app comes sans-adverts that you hear on the free computer software and is available for £10 per month. While you can upgrade to a higher bitrate package, also lacking the adverts, with a standard 3G connection and larger files to stream, this may be more trouble than it’s worth. The app is intuitively laid out, allowing you to switch between ‘Now Playing’ and search modes without interrupting the song or getting lost in a haze of settings; a five button lower menu allow you to move between all the commonly used features and an ever-present search button allows you to find a song faster than Nick Clegg’s popularity fluctuates.

Spotify Mobile

Skype is a useful, responsive app that integrates VoIP into your phone so you can call other Skype users in the same way you would call someone’s mobile being so bold as to use Android’s self-same UI. It integrates all the same chat features as you get on the real thing and contacts are imported easily, as yet there’s no clear feature to include video chat. The best bit of the Skype app is that is is completely free, requiring no data plan nor pay-as-you-go minutes, giving it a key advantage over phone calls, the only problem I see is that this is a featur that you could only use in certain situations given the relatively niche user-base of Skype over the ubiquity of mobile phones. On a call to Tech-Squared co-host Louis, I was told that the call quality was very good, precisely what you’d get on a phone call, which leads me to my conclusion; overall, the Skype app is a nice touch but, I can’t help feeling, an ultimately hard sell given it’s competing, more or less, with the telephone. A great tool for business calls as it includes the conference features you get on normal Skype, but only really useful if you know a lot of key people who use it. Besides, if you have the data contract to affordably browse the web and use other data-heavy features of the HTC Hero, you probably have a decent amount of voice minutes. This is not a criticism of the Skype app, as it’s definetely worth keeping on your phone because it’s both free and, when used right, can be invaluable, it’s a expected disadvantage with any web service – if Facebook or Twitter had a low number of users, they’d have a hard time presenting their services as cohesive Web 2.0 tools, Skype appears to suffer this problem. Windows Live Messenger apps are quite useful, laying out conversations in a manner strikingly similar to the SMS display on the iPhone, that’s not a criticism, however, as it is extremely well organised and intuitive to use, though it’s become apparent that a lot of people are defecting away from WLM and heading towards Facebook Chat, so if I were to make a recommendation to these developers, I’d say look into that. Ultimately, the Skype and WLM apps are fantastic tools but are, due to the rapidly changing Web 2.0 landscape, a little bit outdated. As apps for VoIP and IM services, they still stand on their own merits, but if they were directed more at the current tools, rather than ones of now-dwindling popularity, their use would be wider.

Of the latest phones, HTC and Android are so ubiquitous they’re becoming the phone equivalent of a screensaver. The HTC Hero handset is fairly standard, the operating system, on the other hand, is saved from repetitive drudgery by HTC’s addition of the innovative ‘Sense’ UI which, though far from perfect, has a lot of potential for HTC to drop their Google overlords in favour of their own refined OS (which, considering the release of Google’s Nexus One phone, looks increasingly likely). If you’re looking to unify your phone and MP3 player, I recommend the Spotify app, £10 per month for unlimited music (incidentely, if you’re not on an unlimited data plan, avoid it like the plague) on a portable device is a great system, just check your phone’s audio quality to make sure it’s worth it first. Skype is free so worth a go and WLM is fantastic if you’re a heavy user.

My overall rating – a comfortable 8 out of 10. A perfectly usable phone saved from being another unremarkable HTC/Android lovechild by the inception of the ‘Sense’ UI allowing customisation and a very fun user experience. The phone has some design issues, however, which have detremental effects elsewhere, like in sound quality or the awkward feel the chin gives an otherwise very sturdy handset. The Hero is aptly named because it shows that the previously shy HTC are beginning to experiment on their own products and not be ruled over by Google – the HTC Hero is your cheap, flashy comic book superhero, but more the literary underdog hero that you can invest in both emotionally and, in the case of a phone, functionally. Given that Google have a history of being ball-breakers for companies they join up with, I just hope that HTC won’t need to bring out the Tragic Hero.

UPDATE: It was previously stated that the Skype app required a data plan, later information indicated that it doesn’t. This has now been corrected.

Sony’s new dildo range – The Playstation Wank

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Good Evening, Good Evening, Good Evening and welcome back my fickle readership to matgreenfield.com. Having successfully bullshitted my way through algorithms, blundered my way through Programming, breezed through Commercial Software and bamboozled a board game – the time usually devoted to work and/or procrastination is, albeit temporarily, free for the production of more written content for this blog. Lovely. As such, to make up for the lack of posts, and because I’ve been inhibiting my own desire to write for the past few weeks, I am giving you lovely people an inveritable avalanche of topics under one post!

Playstation Move – and Sony’s new TV range, the Bravia Watch, and new eReader, the Sony Reader Read (I could go on for a while)

What the fuck has happened to gaming? The move from sedentry sit and button mash gaming to motion sensitive controllers has been apparent for many years and I had hoped we’d advanced enough along the natural progression of a new technology to the level of the upcoming Project Natal. But apparentely not, Sony has refused to even attempt to compete by bringing out a range of motion-sensitive controllers and dragged everything back a step. Nintendo, having only become a serious console contender a few years ago, has always been perceived as a casual gamers console, not the kit for serious fraggers who opt for either the PS3 or the XBox 360 – where the competition had always been – so Nintendo can afford to not try and dominate the market of motion sensitivity. Microsoft’s announcement of Natal, a system that aims to remove controllers from the equation altogether and have players control the game with their bodies in an intuitive (ie. not EyeToy) way was a groundbreaking step. What was the thought process of Sony execs when they were trying to find a way to compete with Natal and, after much brainstorming and deliberation, decided to do something that Nintendo did three years ago, badly, with a garish dildo complete with vividly coloured testicle.

It just feels like Sony have given up, not only did they produce something totally bland and unorignal AND give it a crappy design, they couldn’t even be bothered to make up a proper name for it – the Sony Move – which sounds like a cross between a barked command and a desperate plea to buy this heap of junk.

But if they really want to call such a phallic device after what they expect people to do with it, why not just call it the Playstation Wank and have done with it – in more ways than one.

Digital Britain – Well, we’re clearly not

Soooooo much to say on this topic that it will have to fill a post of it’s own, stay tuned…

Oranges, Nostalgia, Picturesque and Cynicism

As you’d expect, my coursework has severely depleted my reading, moreso than usual, but I have managed to dish up a few quips. Firstly, I have long-since finished Screen Burn by Charlie Brooker and found it to be a delightfully dejected book, despite it essentially being four years of Brooker’s weekly Guardian columns packaged into one book, starting at 2000 so the TV shows he reviews are a tad outdated and exist as a mere wisp in my memory – the first one mentions the departure of Ricky Butcher in Eastenders who, as I understand it, has since returned, left and returned once again. I have since purchased Brooker’s ‘The Hell of it All’ which is the same format but was released this year and opens in 2007, perhaps something I can be more atuned to.

I have finished reading the T.S. Eliot collection that any readers dedicated (and borderline obsessed) enough will remember me grappling with last year. My understanding of poetry was, as I anticipated, largely due to the assistive nature of my college teachers and I failed to grasp, I fear, a lot of the meaning. However, what I did understand made me have to pause for reflection – convenient then that I was sitting by the Student Village (my halls of residence) pond at sunset where the vista would’ve made Rolf Harris piss himself put me in a rather poetic mood for the rest of the day – I went out that night so it was shortly replaced with alcohol.

Oranges are not the only fruitI have since started reading, for perhaps the second or third time, Oranges are not the only fruit by Jeanette Winterson. This semi-autobiographical novels tells the story of a girl who has been a devout member of the Christian faith her entire life because of her adoptive mother, a frightfully narrow-minded person who clings . This girl grows up and becomes attractive to another female member of her church, and the novel deals with her own acceptance of her sexuality with her faith, as well as the complex reactions of those around her. The book has some seemingly over-exaggerated depictions of religious practises, but given that this is based on Winterson’s real experiences, this is likely not overstated – however, the book is not an plain and simple criticism of religion, as the protagonist maintains her faith throughout, but is simply a critique of people taking the teachings of religion, using Christianity as an example, too seriously and the impact that can have. The relationship is, unsuprisingly, tested by Jeanette’s revelation but a glimmer of hope at the end tempers the dramatic events of the book with an uplifting ending.

Alice in Wonderland: Burton does it again and it’s getting repetitive

I saw, just yesterday, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland – a continuation, of sorts, from the original Lewis Carroll original tale set 13 years later with a now young-adult Alice as the protagonist. Tim Burton brings his usual entourage to proceedings but I was unconvinced by their appearance – Johnny Depp plays The Mad Hatter but his performance is a far cry from the original eccentricity of the character and is instead that now all too recognisable ‘Depp Eccentricity’, not just for the costume similarities will you notice parallels between Depp here and his portrayal of Willy Wonka……or Jack Sparrow……or Sweeney Todd at one point. Bonham-Carter, at least, has some varieties in the characters she plays, unfortunately she doesn’t do anything with it and the part could just have easily been played as well by any actress. Stephen Fry has a vocal role as the Chesire Cat, besides being a huge Fry-fan, his normal British pomp is laced with something very dark that it’s unusual to hear in Fry’s voice – he does it beautifully but often British sounding dark can sound like a whine, Fry doesn’t manage to always avoid this but he does very well. Matt Lucas’ dual role as both the voice and face of the Tweedles was a masterpiece of casting that nobody could fault. The rest of the voice cast is padded out with the usual British treasures, including Alan Rickman, who somehow got starring credit despite being his character being on screen for all of three minutes.

Unsuprisingly, I recommend seeing it in 3D. As with Avatar, my feeling is that I would’ve been a bit disappointed has the 3D not looked so good, combine that with the finely detailed victorian setting at the start/end and the trippy Burton-esque Wonderland throughout and the result is quite spectacular – but an effect, I feel, wouldn’t have looked as wonderful in a mere two dimensions. The film itself is fairly predictable, but I think a lot of people will see this film with the misconception that it’s aimed at an older audience, it isn’t – it’s a kids film through and through so expect the predictable moral of the story, the puerile humour and all the other things associated with a kids film. Do I think adults will enjoy it? Absolutely, just bear in mind it’s still a kids film.

Sorry all, my pent up creative juices have run dry for today (which in a post entitled ‘Playstation Wank’ is never something you should close with) – much like the Artful Dodger, I’ll be back soon with more posts.

Now go wash your hands.

CES 2010 – The Geek Synapse

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Hey all, this is my roundup of the tech being shown off at CES in Las Vegas this year, this is the article I’m writing for Spark* and won’t need to submit until Tuesday so any feedback or corrections would be appreciated. I wanted to talk about more stuff but I was fairly limited on the word-count so I’ll probably talk about each of the topics covered in more detail later on for a post.

CES 2010
Mat Greenfield

Amongst the glitz, glamour and gambling geriatrics of Las Vegas, January saw the arrival of the biggest technology trade shows of the year, the Consumer Electronics Show, parading the latest innovative, shiniest and weirdest tech that bespectacled geeks and corporate suits have to offer. Unfortunately, the Spark* budget didn’t quite stretch to shipping me off to Sin City to attend the show in person, but I’ve still managed to put together a round-up of all the gadgetry-goodness that you’ll be craving in 2010.

New mobile phones were an inescapable point of intrigue this year, as Google showed off their first handset – the Nexus One. While Google have had their Android OS on the market for some time now, this is the first phone that they have designed themselves, with the aim to sell it directly to consumers SIM-free rather than going through network providers. motorola-backflip_1 Motorola demonstrated their quirky new phone, the Backflip, a phone with a full QWERTY keyboard on the back that you can flip out rather than the traditional slider. Both these phones are gimmicky and otherwise unremarkable 3G touchscreen handsets, the former dripping with hype, having been promoted far and wide as the “Google Phone”, but lacking any particularly groundbreaking features that set it apart from its HTC cousins. Relatively unknown phone manufacturer ‘Sonim’ garnered more publicity than they’d hoped when they challenged BBC Click reporter Dan Simmons to break the “unbreakable phone”, who subsequently rendered it inoperable by smashing it on the corner of a fish tank.

Netbooks, having well and truly embedded themselves into the realm of the everyday use device, were less innovation and more preservation this year. Asus announcing nothing new to their eeePC range but more carbon-copy models that have barely changed since the last CES besides slightly new cases and more names totally unrelated to their use or purpose (i.e. the Seashell or the Surf with no discernible beach link).Alienware M17X Notebook The only major innovation on the show-floor here was the theatrics of Alienware in demonstrating their M11x gaming netbook, the first small laptop with sufficient graphics and processing power to run all the usual niche features of a gaming laptop, like customisable case lighting, without breaking your spine when carrying it, a definite plus.

While the turn of the decade didn’t see the invention and full-scale integration of flying cars that we’ve been promised since the mid-eighties, Ford have done their bit in making modern cars seem a little more Futurama by introducing Sync. A user interface fully integrated into the car, allowing you full scale control and customisation, allowing you to almost totally change your displays on the dashboard, console or any display around the car. Along with advanced phone synchronisation via Bluetooth, voice commands, navigation and, most importantly, cup holders.

PolarBearTV Other tech treats from CES included the Powermat wireless charging technology, an adorable TV screen embedded in a toy polar bear from Hanspree, media streamer the Boxee Box, more information on Microsoft’s Project Natal, seeking to rid the gaming world of controllers and a NIMble microwave with a touchscreen Android phone built into it – for some reason.

Surprising no-one this year was the appearance of new eBook reader models, devices that can store and display digital books with e-ink screens to avoid eyestrain and glare. To take on the Amazon Kindle, Samsung wasted no time in announcing a range of eReaders, the E101 and E6 models come in 10-inch and 6-inch displays, have built-in Wifi and touchscreen and support ePub formats which allow flexibility with ebook stores instead of tying you to a device’s store. entourage_edge_ebook_netbook_2 Entourage’s eDGe eReader is a clever dual-screen device has an e-ink screen attached to a tablet computer, allowing integration between the two devices, such as opening links, searching for references and viewing images in colour from the eBook page on the tablet screen. The Que ProReader set itself apart by being “a professional tool, not a leisure device”, which explains it’s cumbersome A4-page screen size, 3G internet and news subscription feature on the home screen. This costly device would look more at home on the desk of a pristine office, not hastily crammed into a bag and would certainly awkward to carry around or read on. The Copia Ocean 9 eReader seeks to turn digital-literature into the next Facebook with social network features built into the device, allowing discussions and reviews between other people reading the same books as you. But if all these different models and features are too much to handle, the simple jetBook Lite solves that issue with a simple, cheap and no-thrills eReader, with 100 free pre-loaded books to get you going, or Bookeen’s small Cybook Opus. It seems that, with the 2009 showing just how profitable the eBook market can be, companies are eager to write their own chapter, unfortunately their desperation to stand out has lead to many bringing out overly expensive and impractical devices that will not, in the most part, stand up to everyday use.

Keeping up with 2010’s futuristic theme, the appearance of several new Tablet PCs at CES this year exploded the ‘don’t need but really want’ synapse in every gadget-geek’s brain. These new devices blur the line between netbook and smartphone, boasting the processing power of the former with the convenience of the latter; even though they can seldom fit in pockets. Dell showed off their Mini 5 Tablet Concept, a prototype device that so closely resembles a smartphone and even runs Android, though Dell were adamant that this qualifies as a genuine computing device and not a phone, despite needing a data plan SIM card to surf the web and its ability to take calls. Microsoft boss Steve Ballmer made an unusually reserved appearance at a keynote speech to talk about new slate computers running Windows 7, with particular focus on the HP Slate, a touchscreen device tailored for the OS. Lenovo-IdeaPad-U1-Hybrid-1-540x407 Lenovo came out with their Ideapad UI, a sleek touchscreen tablet that runs a Linux OS for 3G web browsing and on-the-go usage, but also comes with a keyboard attached to a laptop-esque casing. Sliding the tablet into this case instantly turns it into a Windows 7 machine for more intensive work and solving the onscreen keyboard problem that, for many tablet-adopters, will be a bitter pill. Though Apple has been rumoured to be developing a tablet computer since Steve Jobs had hair, the company was, as per usual, absent from the proceedings in Las Vegas. But did, last week, send out invitations for an event on January 27th to the US press emblazoned “Come See Our New Creation!” so, with ever more persistent rumours and the explosion in tablets so huge it can be seen from space, odds are that Apple will announce their tablet as this goes to print; I apologise if it turns out they announced a new line of toasters.

With the release of Avatar at the end of 2009, 3D films are officially here to stay, and CES was packed with displays showing how home-cinema will handle the new format. Sharp paraded their 3D “quad-pixel” technology adding yellow to the RGB configuration that’s happily been in place for years, whereas Samsung triumphantly brandished (and rotated simply for emphasis) their pencil-thin 0.3 inch display. Panasonic are perhaps the company embracing 3D the most, announcing the best quality 3D-HD television at CES and showing off their 3D camcorders. Panasonic even announced a partnership with US satellite service DirecTV, which will allow broadcast of 3D HD content to homes in the States, as will Sky in Britain later on. Unfortunately, enjoying the new format almost definitely means you’ll need a new TV, new cabling and a new receiver, meaning that (like HD) it will take a few years to become widely used; if it takes off successfully at all.

Yeah I know this isn’t rounded off particularly well but the article had to be in four sections and I don’t know how my editor wants them arranged, but didn’t mention any sort of closer so yeah.

Feedback please! Much love.

Tech² Episode 2: Anti-Farmville

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Apologies my dears, as my heavy workload means I must neglect you again from my amazing blog posts, so instead I’ll leave you with the latest episode of Tech² – the podcast that me, Louis and Paul make – for you edification and enjoyment.

I’m technically the presenter, giving the introductions and links etc as well as putting in reviews, discussion and shamelessly plugging this blog, but given my trouble with speaking you can see that any time I speak it flows with all the grace of a drunk giraffe – enjoy!

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Tech² Episode 2:
Anti-Farmville

In this episode, we discuss the new iPod Nano 5th Generation, Snow Leopard, £30 Windows 7 Student Discount, Super Webcam, Command and Conquer, the slaughter of digital animals and, of course, plenty of Apple bashing.

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Windows Live Writer – A Practical Review

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Good Afternoon, again (You’ll understand why again later). I recently read a rave review about a new application on the Windows Live suite, Windows Live Writer, which had installed itself sneakily on my machine when I last updated Live Messenger. It’s not very often that you go to download a new piece of software and find it’s already on your computer, now that’s service!

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Windows Live Writer is a blog integration tool that links itself to your blog, supporting all the major blogging platforms, including Wordpress (a-thank-you), allowing you to write blog posts with all the creature comforts of Microsoft Word, just as if you were writing a document before posting it online. Features from this include a spell-checker (good for me), standard text formatting tools and previews of how a post will look online before it’s published.

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I thought the best way to test out the quality of the program is to write an actual blog post, indeed one reviewing the software itself, to my blog and see how it goes. If you look closely at this screenshot, you’ll notice that it’s content is different to this post, that’s because when I was tinkering with the settings (trying to get it to post to two blogs at once) it crashed on me. Lacking an autosave or recovery system, that meant that the post was lost forever. The software does come with options to save drafts as you go both locally and directly to the drafts area on your web server, but neither will save unless you elect to, so keep saving just as you would with any old document, even though Office comes with an autosave function.

As well as the normal old top menu buttons that Microsoft have been gradually phasing out with more recent versions of Office, the word processor facade is re-enforced by the text formatting tools giving everything you’d expect and/or need for a normal blog. It also comes with a few mission-specific buttons for starting/opening/saving new posts. The side menu, which oddly is on the right instead of left, as is normal for most WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) editors, is half a view of recent posts, drafts and links to the blog, and half an insert menu, pre-loaded with all the normal things you would put on a blog post. Clicking “Add a plug-in” takes you to the Microsoft website, specifically a page about available plug-ins and extra functions that are free and, I’d expect, easy to install.

The bottom menu is more interesting, as it has all the admin stuff that I should (but don’t due to laziness) be putting on each post, including categories, tags and publish dates, which are easy to input and are attached to your post just as with a normal post. It also has tabs to see the post you’re working on in various views, edit, preview and source (which churns up your bog-standard HTML coding).

As a piece of kit I’m whelmed (not over or under). It’s a useful little tool, particularly if I can get it to post to both incarnations of my blog and save me having to do constant re-posts, but it’s nothing to write home about. It’s useful for saving me a bit of hassle and may become my main method for writing blog posts, but if I find another version of this application with even slightly better features, I’m jumping ship.

What it really needs is more layout functions. I’m able to do the standard stuff but inserting images with the software, as I have done above, doesn’t come out the same on the edit mode as it does in the preview, and may look different still when published. For example, if I moved an image around a block of text, it’d be interesting to see the text work around the image, like if I wanted a small image central in this paragraph and text all around it, rather than just the entire paragraph shifting around it, above or below.

Here’s an instructional video from Microsoft on using Writer:

My main reason for writing about this software is because of the impact it has on me and my writing. This is the first blog integration tool I’ve ever been persuaded to use and it has a lot of tools that will make my posts easier to deal with in the future. But the proof is in the pudding, so try it out for yourself and comment below.

In other words, I’m too lazy and have too much Uni work to do to properly finish this post off so I’m passing the buck. I plan to write a post in the next few days on Windows 7 when it’s released on Thursday. I’ve downloaded my free copy that I get for being a student from my university, but after the backlash that Microsoft got from early Vista adopters, I’m going to wait a bit and let MS work out the kinks and quickly throw out a few updates before I delve into the land of Windows 7 on my only fully functioning laptop, but I’ll still do an initial thoughts post and later a review.

Time to hit the books, unfortunately one of my text books is 800 pages so it hurts a bit to hit them…………bad joke I know.

Windows 7: Don't Drink and Drive(r)

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

I know, that title joke was horrible! I spent ages trying to think of one and had to settle on that.

Windows 7 - Making the amount I'll be paying off until 2025 slightly more bearable

Stick to your seats with joy, my friends! With the release of Windows 7 fast approaching, Microsoft inevitably has to think of a way to make the young, hip people buy Windows 7 to contend with Apple and their overpriced Macs (say nothing Louis). Much as Apple sold their Snow Leopard upgrades for $30 in the US, Microsoft are offering a student discount to University (though methinks the offer will work if you’re at college or possibly even school) students of a pre-order Windows 7 (no word on which version as of yet but as I expect Home Premium) for £30.

I will avoid making any more jokes about the discount saving money for students to spend on alcohol (true though it may be) but it’s undoubtedly some sort of lean towards that. This does, to me, seem to be a badly-disguised ploy at grabbing the student market by the scruff of their blazers (I have some outdated views of students – which is bad considering I’m 18 and about to start uni) and gaining back the market share that has been damaged by Macs being the cool computer of choice (despite being overpriced and underspecced, once again say nothing Louis) for the young folk. Plus, given the amount of Mac users who upgraded to Snow Leopard for the low price should justify Microsoft giving a chunk of their users the same privilege (though I daresay the offer should be more widely extended but they are a business after all). Another plus, by making special offers to students, Microsoft can make a blind stab at trying to shake off the stuffy, boring business-man image that was put on them both by Bill Gates and by Apple in those godawful but oddly hilarious ‘Buy a Mac’ adverts. Behold…(ok, this is a parody but it’s still good)…

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Details on the offer are relatively thin on the ground, but we do know that instead of shipping a CD to students, people who pre-order with this discount, which is available from the 30th September for a limited time (but rumoured to end around January), will have to download the new installation (presumably in the form of an ISO file like the Release Client install) and install it from there, suggesting a little dollop of technical know-how is required, but (thankfully for me) not a tremendous amount.

For me it’s the perfect offer (assuming it is Home Premium) and, if it’s possible, I’ll most likely buy a spare copy (given that the non-offer version is more than twice that cost) in case I need it, assuming you can purchase/download multiple copies. However, I have installed the Release Client (and, I should note, barely used it), but this will start to introduce bi-hourly shutdowns and (I assume) eventually stop running altogether so if I want to get off Vista quickly, which I partially do but I can live with Vista, and want to save Sambuca money then this is perfect!

The only problem I can see is that I’ll have to buy a new Genuine version of Microsoft Office because I can’t see any other way of moving it between OS’ (I want a clean install when I get 7). This isn’t a problem for most of my software because it’s almost entirely open-source stuff, but Office I prefer over free options. I may wait for Microsoft Office 2010, which is apparentely about to be released in public beta and I can buy on a Student discount as well, meaning if I avoid the spare Windows 7 I can afford it easily. If the supposedly free Office 2010 web apps are decent then I may be able to ignore Office altogether.

Instead of working through the book-list I set myself at the beginning of the summer, I keep buying new books and saying I’ll read them quickly before getting on with my list. Thus far, diversions such as ‘Brighton Rock’ and ‘The God Delusion’ have kept me a might distracted, and my latest addition ‘The Great Gatsby’ by F. Scott Fitzgerald will distract me more from the next book on my list ‘The Eye in the Door’ by Pat Barker (a continuation of her fictionalized account of real-life war poets novel ‘Regeneration’). However, Gatsby is only around 150 pages so I’m hoping to power through it quickly, like I did with Animal Farm, and continue. I’ve still not read any more of that T.S. Eliot collection because I just can’t get my head around it.

Windows 7 Review

Friday, June 19th, 2009

I installed the Windows 7 Beta and then the Release Candidate a few months ago but was too busy and/or lazy to write a review. Here’s my thoughts and feelings on the latest Windows version scheduled for release in October.

Windows 7

Overall, I like it very much. Having used Vista for about 18 months this is an absolute breath of fresh air. It would be hypocritical of me not to mention that in all honesty this version of Windows is everything that Vista should’ve been considering how much I bitched about the iPhone 3G S features that should’ve been there from the beginning. It’s not as solid as I’d like and it’s not free of bugs, though consider that I’m using a release candidate, then again what system is and the real difference is the taskbar, as you can see from the screenshot above of my Windows 7 Desktop, which I really like although no-one needs to be particularly observent to notice that it looks a helluva lot like the dock on OSX.

Of course, Microsoft hasn’t failed to pack in the load of useless features that commonly come with Windows (though this is not exclusive to Microsoft………….iPhone compass), for example, shaking a window will minimise all other windows that are currently open, cute but why? Also, dragging a window to the far left or far right of the screen will maximise it to fill that half of the display, whcih though I can see the application of that I think it’s a far too complicated method of doing it and most people who need that feature have already set up their windows to open in half the screen.

In a similar way to Barack Obama following George Bush, Vista isn’t a hard act for 7 to follow and as a result people have been singing it’s praises for months when it’s really just Vista but better. Early versions of 7 showed a taskbar and general layout that was so very similar to Vista that it could’ve easily been mistaken for it and that’s why, in my opinion, MS made such a big difference to their taskbar, in a bid to seperate the new OS from the bad press of Vista. Also, like Bush-Obama, it would be unfair of me to say that there’s absolutely no functional difference between Vista and 7 because, as I have mentioned, there clearly is. On Vista I was frequently met with crashes and problems, none of which I have experience on 7 yet.

Rumours (and demands) are abound that Microsoft are going to offer Windows 7 as a free upgrade for Vista users, which they’ll never do. Microsoft have blundered themselves into a good position in that Vista users will be desperate to get away from this Vista crap by getting 7 and that’ll drive up sales so offering 7 free would be very damaging and no sensible company would dare, I’m almost certainly going to upgrade to Windows 7 when it comes out and I think a lot of tech literature computer geeks will to, if they haven’t already downgraded to XP. I am by no means suggesting that Microsoft did this on purpose because purposely releasing a crappy OS would be corporate suicide and it was the relatively low press of Apple at the time of Vista’s release that has saved them (Vista barely predates the ‘Buy a Mac’ ads) from visiting Duke Nukem Forever in the land of vapourware. With the announcement of Project Natal for the XBox at E3 and the release of Bing Search Engine, Microsoft is currently at a crossroads, do everything right and this could turn out to be a very good year for them, do it wrong and all their projects this year go down the tubes and Microsoft will be in serious danger. Given the current economic climate, no company can afford 3 fuck-ups in one year, Microsoft is far from an exception.

In the world of Mat Greenfield at the moment, I’ve been a bit slow on TKaM due to short (and breakless) shifts at work and other things at home. I’m looking into a new project that I’m really excited about if I can make it work, if you want to help me out with this go to http://twtpoll.com/r/nnr4so and take the poll. Cheers.