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Who Review: Let’s Kill Hitler

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

The Time Lord(s) returned to television last night in the first episode of the second half of the sixth series (phew). Having finally dropped the bombshell of the identity of River Song, now Steven Moffat gets to have some fun with the character. Oh, and Hitler’s there too.

First, let’s talk about Hitler. His fleeting cameo appearance was a mixed blessing. On one hand, it was good that they didn’t try and make an entire story out of it, having him in a 45-minute episode simply as puppy-stomping evil would’ve been boring, and if you try and show any character development you risk appearing to redeem Hitler. On the other hand, what an idea for a story! Though, as much as I would’ve liked to see a full story made out of this, and kudos to Moffat for taking the risk, it would’ve managed to piss somebody off, so better leave it alone.

On the Eleventh Doctor’s sudden attainment of the greatcoat, it’ll probably grow on me in the end but I don’t like it at the moment. Long, sweeping coats are a heroic staple as we’ve seen with Neo (of ‘The Matrix’), the latest incarnation of Sherlock Holmes (a character at present owned and operated by Moffat), Captain Jack Harkness and the Tenth Doctor; but the point is that they’ve been done to death by Doctor Who. When we saw that Matt Smith’s costume consisted simply of a tweed suit jacket, I thought that’d be a great chance to redefine some of the hero stereotypes. After all, how many superheroes do you know wear tweed jackets and bow-ties? Rather than going along with the trends, Doctor Who should be showing us why it’s been so influential and set the trends. Sherlock Holmes suits the coat, as does The Doctor, but since Moffat’s other show, Sherlock, uses it you would think that he’d noticed the recurring heroic themes. But that’s my only real qualm with the coat, I’ll probably get used to it and eventually want my own soon enough. Nerds, like Facebook users, quickly grow accustomed to change (sometimes).

The ongoing saga of River Song is, I have to admit, shattering my expectations. I certainly never expected they would show the regeneration of Melody Pond into the ‘River Song’ incarnation. But the idea that an earlier incarnation of Melody Pond knocked around with Amy for her entire life, going to school and hearing stories about The Doctor, seemed odd to me. Why would a child who was trained and raised to kill The Doctor, be content to spend 20 or so years with her mother at a young age rather than actively seeking out The Doctor. I suppose you could argue that regenerating into a young kid (evidently human/time-lord hybrids age normally) meant she was at a disadvantage, but that’s not just being a sleeper agent, that’s downright lazy.

Though I like seeing the story of River Song unfold, at the same time the limitations of telling an story onscreen will always be poignant. It’s the same reason why Doctor Who should never show the events of the Time War, because for all it’s glory and scale and tragedy, it could never live up to the expectations we have with the limitations of a special effects budget. If it’s going to be chronicled anywhere, it should be in spin-off novels where the imagination of the writer and the reader are unbound. So too should it be with the story of River Song, at least as far as origins.

I do, however, hope that we see earlier versions of Melody, possibly as the little girl seen in earlier episodes, as some sort of sinister antagonist who is shown to repeatedly try and kill The Doctor, whereas the older Melody is the River Song we know, I thought this would be a good way to seperate out the two personas. However, given that “Mels” met The Doctor for the first time here, it wouldn’t be possible within continuity, but there are ways around that.

Oh yeah! I mentioned in my series break review that The Silence turning out to be a species was disappointing, and that the only way it could be threatening would be if we were shown an identifiable villain. Now we learn that The Silence is actually a religious order out to take out The Doctor, and with that the mystery is restored. I love it!

Other than that, the story was a beautifully paced, competently acted and massively enjoyable story. Showing the Amy/Rory thing where she thought he was gay before they got together was a cute moment, and showed how influential Melody had actually been in their lives. But I do hope that Amy doesn’t take the whole “maternal like relationship with a schoolfriend who it turns out to be your daughter” thing as a good enough replacement for actually raising her daughter. I suppose the timelines now effectively forbid it, but still. Maybe when Karen Gillan finally elects to leave Doctor Who, there’ll be some massive deus ex machina that will rewrite history and allow Amy to be reunited with her infant daughter to live a normal life, maybe serving as a good exit for River Song also.

Doctor Who-The-Fuck?

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

Well, despite my last blog post the rapture didn’t occur, so I can only assume that, as predicted, Harold Camping is full of shit.

Moving on, the first half of the sixth series of Doctor Who came to a shuddering conclusion last night, and as the purveyor of all things Who and the self-appointed authority on the show, I would be remiss not to comment. This review will contain spoilers abound, so if you had the poor judgement to read a blog post on a topic that you didn’t want to have spoilt for you then…you’re a fucking idiot, you might as well carry on reading because the spoilers will be lost on you anyway.

River Song

In my stupidity, I heard a spoiler about River Song’s identity being the daughter, in some manner or other, of Amy Pond. When I heard it, however, I dismissed it as outlandish and inaccurate because I honestly didn’t think they were going to do that. I don’t know why, but I think that the mystery that has surrounded River Song for nearly four years was a bit of a damp squib. Sure, it’s a sensational twist that I adore, but I was expecting the identity of River to have some massive personal impact on The Doctor, the protagonist of almost 50 years. Instead, it was more of an impact on Amy and Rory and a bit of an ineffectual moment for everyone else, even The Doctor (when he realised) seemed to show relatively little reaction besides finding it a bit bemusing and then buggering off in the TARDIS. The whole thing, in my humble opinion, fell a bit flat in terms of dramatic tension; but in terms of plot it’s a fantastic twist that I think will give us a lot in character development in the coming series. That is, assuming the burdens of motherhood permit Mrs. Pond to remain aboard the TARDIS.

The Cliffhanger

I take issue with the series cliffhanger, because Moffat has spent ages telling us that the cliffhanger at the end of the series, which was the reveal of River Song’s identity, would be a total game-changer that would have us begging for the next half of the series. Now, I certainly can see how it would be a game-changer, but it’s hardly a nailbiting conclusion to the series; the cliffhanger of the previous episode, The Almost People, was a bigger cliffhanger than tonight’s episode. I almost feel like having Amy melt at the end of the episode, revealed as a Ganger copy held hostage in a birthing chamber, would’ve been a good place to close the series. Then have River’s reveal at the start of the second half and let the series carry on from there.

A cliffhanger is so-called because the episode should generally end with some immediate danger that seems inescapable, the resolution of it coming at the start of the next series. A narrative secret finally revealed can work as the end of the series, but it’s far divorced from a cliffhanger; especially seeing as the last we heard of The Doctor was him saying that he’s worked out how to save the baby, with such brazen casualness he might as well have been saying he was nipping off to buy teabags.

Amy and Rory

Moffat blatantly reads this blog, because I wrote in a post ages ago that Amy needs to stop having this flirtatious back and forth with The Doctor whilst Rory just stares blankly at it all like the bland demographic filler that he was last series. This series, I’ve been pleased to see that, with self-referential humour, Moffat has both ceased and actively desisted; I speak, of course, of all the times that we’ve heard Amy say something that we originally thinks refers to The Doctor, and it turns out to be about Rory. Amy, besides spending the entire series as an unwitting Time Lord oven, has done very little this series of note, besides serving to deliver a vague allegory about identity when faced with clones. Not even Rory has done a great deal worth a damn, besides the fairly predictable show of heroics and general badassery when Amy is taken, as we see the Cyberman ship blow up expensively behind him. Cool guys don’t look at explosions.

Best Episode

They were all very good this series, it’s very rare that I enjoy the “filler” episodes like The Curse of the Black Spot and the Rebel Flesh saga, but they were very well written and felt much like early Doctor Who, with the simple concept of a time travelling alien in a blue box. The continuity-heavy episodes were just as good, with a particular mention for The Doctor’s Wife for it’s superb writing courtesy of Neil Gaiman and it’s contribution to the mythos. The opening two-parter was fun, but became a little too confusing for my taste, and of course we have the series closer which, despite not having an actual cliffhanger, was a fun “let’s bring back a fuck-ton of stuff from the current era and mash it randomly into one episode” type of deal, serving only really as a vehicle for the River Song reveal.

What’s to come?

Well, the title of the next episode Let’s Kill Hitler makes me wonder if Quentin Tarantino has been bought into write an episode, but it also seems to imply that, unless the next half of the series is going to be a six-part chase after the stolen child, the missing baby deal will be wrapped up rather quickly. I hope, and expect, the former; and I also wonder if this episode will see a return of Ian McNeice’s Winston Churchill. I also anticipate there will be some emotional back-and-forth scene between River Song and Amy. Other than that, I have nothing to offer in terms of predictions, the latter half of the series is still in production, and I’m desperately avoiding spoilers between now and then.

Doctor Who: Now Cracks A Noble Heart

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Well now, that was an adventure. The final episode of Doctor Who’s fifth, or thirty-first if you’re fussy, series and the very first with Messieurs Smith and Gillan at the helm, if indeed a flying box can have a helm, has now finished broadcast and it would be an immense folly of me not to comment in earnest.

The Doctor: Matt Smith has inhabited the role and I have no way of criticising him for it. He’s a damn fine actor who has successfully given us The Doctor as we know him with enough new traits to make him distinguishable. Is he as good as Tennant? No, I’m afraid he’s not been quite as awesome as good old Ten, but the predecessor had three (point five) series’ to make his mark and Smith has only just ended his first (reportedly, out of five) so I still consider it early days. He’s a fantastic Doctor, but had a hard act to follow.

Amy Pond: Little bit disappointed with how this companion worked out. It seemed early on that Amy would be a new angle on a companion but, for most of the series, that was forgotten and instead other writers used her in the capacity of standard companion acting as the voice of the audience and her “issues” only came up when needed during Moffat episodes. For Amy’s part, they could’ve done more to seed her significance into other episodes rather than using it to beat you over the head every third episode.

Rory Williams: Again, a touch disappointing. Rory was, undoubtedly, intended as the comic relief throughout the series but he was, in that respect, far too similar to Mickey Smith. Both began as the clumsy source of annoyance who, as the series developed, grew into a hero. He had his moments, but he was too much of a cookie-cutter companion.

River Song: I’m simulataneously infuriated by and enjoying the ongoing tale of River Song. Given that she’s meeting The Doctor out of sync she is in a unique position to keep giving prophetic insight into the future of the show, and it’s pretty clear that she’s going to turn out to be wildly significant in Who-fandom in the coming years. I imagine Alex Kingston’s been paid a hefty sum to commit to the series long-term so that these hints can be explained and I’m glad, because she’s an immensely enjoyable character (sort of like a female Captain Jack) to watch.

Favourite Episode: Ooo, that’s tricky, but it’s probably either Victory of the Daleks or The Lodger. The former because of it’s historical references, continuity, geek factor and comedy, and the latter for it’s ball-scratching simplicty. The Dalek episode was part of the ongoing redevelopment of Doctor Who and so covered a lot of back-references, plus the relationship between The Doctor and Churchill (who had already met) was refreshing. The Lodger was a suprise considering it was the annual “cheap episode”, which have a history of sucking like a Henry Hoover on crack, and had a lot of appeal despite being a complete departure from the usual Who format with as much human drama, which would usually make me wince, as Sci-fi nerdgasm. I can’t continue without mentioning the fantastic Spitfire-Dalek Saucer dogfight in space, a completely ridiculous notion but fantastic all the same!

Worst Episode: I’m going to say The Beast Below which, on the surface, seemed like a chilling examination of nightmares but was actually a bit dull. It had a good story and morality tale, and I loved the introduction of Liz X and the twist at the end, but the threat of the baddie never really took given that they spent most of the story standing atop the whale and the smiler things never really seemed all that scary.

The Finale:

This entire series has felt like a massive build up, any stories with no references to the Cracks tended to be incredibly weak, and so you went into the last two episodes expecting a lot, and the penultimate episode “The Pandorica Opens”, at least, delivered. The appearance of so many aliens trapping The Doctor was a nice touch but, for both practical and time reasons, not one that would’ve been carried too far, given the intense amount of preparation that must’ve gone into the five minute sequence of trapping The Doctor in the Pandorica. Disappointingly, the entrapment in the Pandorica had to be resolved quickly, as an episode with The Doctor locked away would’ve been slow and tedious, but was done quite well using the viewer’s skewed perspective on time travel. Was there a better moment in that episode than the beaten up Doctor appearing with no warning from nowhere and, seemingly, dying. Although, giving The Doctor a Vortex Manipulator to jump around with helped the story along, but removed the impact of the TARDIS “exploding”.

There were obvious moments of science-fiction shruggery, again diluting the impact of Amy’s “death” using some bullshit explanation of the Pandorica being able to prevent death so the prisoner couldn’t escape, the Pandorica was that secure (though the Sonic was able to open it with relative ease), or the idea that The Pandorica light held a “restoration field”. As well as the ultimate closer of the episode where, after spending an emotive ten minutes explaining how the resetting of the universe came at the cost of his non-existence, The Doctor was able to be “remembered” back sat with me as the biggest cop-out imaginable. Ultimately, the story became a massive set up resolved by a reset button so big it could be seen from another galaxy, if they existed in that universe, and a massive retcon always feels like a cop-out. Then again, Doctor Who has a history of leaving things ambiguous (by which I mean the writers got a bit lazy and gave up), for example they’ve still never explained Colin Baker; what the hell was he?

Overall, a fun story with ongoing significance. The arc over this series appears relatively wrapped up but an ultimate arc, perhaps over the course of The Eleventh Doctor’s life, has been hinted at. We still need to learn the cause of the TARDIS explosion and the owner of the chain-smoker voice that echoed through the TARDIS. I also found it interesting that, once again, The Doctor is called into action, presumebly hinting at the Christmas Special. On one hand, it gives The Doctor a direction, of sorts, where instead of simply knocking around the universe and running into this stuff, he’s actively called to it, but on the other it gives The Doctor a musty, ninteen-seventies detective agency vibe which I dislike.

Of course, it doesn’t end here. Blood of the Cybermen is now available to download on the BBC Website.

Computer Science is easy, fighting Daleks is hard

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

Having saved the world from a shapeshifting snake, which could easily be mistaken for the male equivalent of vagina dentata, using little more than a Blackberry Storm, a porn-laden laptop and a ginger – all three otherwise useless objects – Matt Smith’s Eleventh Doctor has well and truly ingratiated himself into David Tennant’s vacant spot as the incumbent Doctor Who. The BBC has wasted no time in announcing a series of downloadable video games, Doctor Who: The Adventure Games, with voices provided by Smith and token ginger Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, materialising in June (possibly just as the current series ends).

The Doctor and Amy emerge from the TARDIS

From what the BBC has said, these are not video games as much as they are “interactive episodes” something which is not unheard of in Who-fandom since David Tennant presented the 2005 Red-Button game Attack of the Graske. The classic series also felt the lure of the polygon with their attempt to reignite interest in the show ahead of the TV Movie in the video game Destiny of the Doctors. By the sounds of it, however, the Beeb is keen to mention how this is to promote computer literacy among young children because, you know, once you’ve shot a Dalek with a Sonic Screwdriver using a keyboard, programming’s a snap.

Details of the game themselves, written by current Who-writers Phil Ford (co-writer of The Waters of Mars) and James Moran (The Fires of Pompeii and various work on Torchwood) and developed by Sumo Digital and Broken Sword creator Charles Cecil, are relatively lacking. The nature of the games remains a complete mystery save a few choice action-shots of the CGI Doctor and Amy peering around a war-torn city and missing the point of black cabs…

The Doctor and Amy push a car - for some reason

…Here’s hoping that they’ll be on the same video-game worthy level as modern console releases rather than tedious puzzle games, though the indication that they’ll be downloadable (and most likely free) suggests that these will be far from big-bugdet productions.

If they’re just piss-easy puzzle games with a few seconds of flashy CGI – I want my license fee back.

Just to clarify, I won’t be posting a review of every episode of the Doctor Who series currently airing, unless there’s a really awesome episode, though I will likely write a series review once it’s over and I will, of course, review these games.