Hello chaps and chapettes, I’ve already mentioned that I’m currently working an internship at CNET UK, seeing as I know how much you all hang on my every word as thought it were gospel (which, frankly, it is) you can appreciate that it is nigh-on impossible to blog and write. Given that I spend my day finding and writing up interesting technology news articles, it is both tiring and time consuming to do so on here; plus, attempting to write the same news again would either lead to borderline plagiarism (albeit of my own work but still) or an attempt to put a new spin on it so pitiful it’s hardly worth it.
Fear not, though, because my articles (that would otherwise come to form the content of blog posts) are available to read on the CNET UK website. What’s more, these articles are edited for the gramatical, spelling and factual errors that sometimes grace this blog (I’ve noticed several reading back but I’m going to leave them in to prove a point) so you can expect a higher quality – obviously, this means that my brash tone is also filtered but that’s only to be expected (I was unable, for example, to refer to the Google CEO Eric Schmidt’s boast about Android sales as a self-congratulatory blowjob).
As dedicated as all three of you are to me, I don’t expect you to trawl CNET tirelessly for what I’ve written so here’s an RSS feed link of my name put into the website’s search engine, plus it’s better than posting a link to each one in a bout of shameless self promotion.
Enjoy.