Archive for March, 2010

Snagfilms – My Camel Video was Rejected

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Do you remember the giddy thrill you used to get at school when your teacher told you that today’s lesson would be to watch a video? Documentaries, along with Wikipedia, are ideal sources for getting information on a topic easily without losing your sanity to the sheer choice and near-cryptic organisation systems of libraries. Unfortunately, if there’s nothing on TV or catch-up services like BBC iPlayer, finding older documentaries is practically impossible and buying DVDs is expensive. YouTube is alright, but its ten-minute limit per video and the reluctance of copyright holders to make their content available on such an open platform mean that you’d be lucky to find a well-made video; and I do not advocate torrenting. Luckily, an upcoming website owned by former Clinton assistant Rick Allen, aims to make the process a whole lot easier.

SnagFilmsSnagFilms is a website that freely distributes full-length documentaries on a wide range of topics, populated by producers and film-makers who have opted to let their work be shown. This includes some well-known or otherwise notable documentaries such as Morgan Spurlock’s ‘Super Size Me’ and the tongue-in-cheek ‘Macheads’. With a snazzy search interface, you can narrow search results by selecting topics from a pre-set list. Select one topic, and the number of results drops to only include relevant videos, select another and it drops again. You can keep selecting as many sub-topics as you like to refine search before you see the results, then simply select the documentary you want and go. The site uses a flash-based video player so there’s seldom need to install any messy plug-ins, and the site streams, like YouTube, so, on a standard connection speed, the videos are there to watch instantly. Furthering the comparisons with YouTube, each video can be rated and registered users can make comments, videos are always free but you can donate money to support the continued running and growth of the site.

Unfortunately, some of the documentaries are prohibited by location-based copyright laws and, though they will appear in search results, are blocked from being shown outside the US; not that there aren’t a dozen ways to get around that. Also, the more professional productions, such as BBC documentaries, are often only submitted once they reach a certain age, so often they can feel rather outdated, hearing Richard Dawkins use the arguments he rehashed in his book The God Delusion means that the BBC’s ‘The Atheism Files’ hardly feels like the innovative documentary it undoubtedly was in 2003.

Though, at present, the site is dominated mostly by professional filmmakers, such as Paul Newman’s ‘War Without Winners’ and Jim Killeen’s ‘Google Me’, the site is open for aspiring filmmakers to submit their work, with particular emphasis on students. Here is where the YouTube comparison stops, however, as the submitted videos must have been accepted by a major film festival and be free of any potentially offensive or copyrighted material, so my recent documentary graphically demonstrating the mating rituals of the camel set to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ song ‘Hump de Bump’ would probably not make it through the submission procedure.

Ah well.

In the time it takes to ship a keyboard across the country.

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

“One woe doth tread upon another’s heel, so fast they follow.” – Hamlet Act 4, Scene 7.

Ok, so that quote is talking about the death of Polonius being followed so quickly by Ophelia’s, but it’s the most appropriate quote in my bank for this quick post.

I am working on a big post about the Digital Britain bill and what a massive cock-up it is, but it’s being held up by a number of technical issues. Firstly, my PS3 is suffering the flashing red light of death which fucks up the device I use as a media server, an iPlayer device, a DVD player and a gaming rig (I love that gaming was the last thing I went to with the PS3), which wouldn’t be an issue for the blog except that it’s failure was shortly followed by a problem with my laptop.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a caffeine addict and my desperation to down my mug of coffee, ironically as a dramatically defiant act to stop procrastinating and begin revision caused me to spill a copious amount of coffee down one side of my laptop. Luckily, the spill was on the edge and after closer inspection I affirmed that it hadn’t leaked through to vital components – however my laptop now believes that the q key means 75llmqaaaa3 which is, to put it mildly, a problem. Keyboard failure is a problem for any computer user, but for a blogger and a journalist it’s the equivalent of having every pen in your house run out of ink simultaneously – it’s bad.

However, my experience at replacing keyboards is sadly quite high (I just love coffee) and I’ve ordered the replacement (at a cool “don’t do that shit again” £40) and fitting it should be easy enough. In the meantime, my netbook should be sufficient for tweets and other such stuff but will not suffice for the length I plan to put into that Digital Britain post. Then again, the extra time may be beneficial, who knows what new ludicrous additions the hapless techn00bs (oh yeah, I went there) will have thought up in the time it takes to ship a keyboard across the country, why isn’t that a standardised unit of measurement?

As for my PS3, I am going to look into a number of self-repair options before I think about sending it back to Sony or, god forbid, buy a new one.

…I never did start revision.

Sony’s new dildo range – The Playstation Wank

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Good Evening, Good Evening, Good Evening and welcome back my fickle readership to matgreenfield.com. Having successfully bullshitted my way through algorithms, blundered my way through Programming, breezed through Commercial Software and bamboozled a board game – the time usually devoted to work and/or procrastination is, albeit temporarily, free for the production of more written content for this blog. Lovely. As such, to make up for the lack of posts, and because I’ve been inhibiting my own desire to write for the past few weeks, I am giving you lovely people an inveritable avalanche of topics under one post!

Playstation Move – and Sony’s new TV range, the Bravia Watch, and new eReader, the Sony Reader Read (I could go on for a while)

What the fuck has happened to gaming? The move from sedentry sit and button mash gaming to motion sensitive controllers has been apparent for many years and I had hoped we’d advanced enough along the natural progression of a new technology to the level of the upcoming Project Natal. But apparentely not, Sony has refused to even attempt to compete by bringing out a range of motion-sensitive controllers and dragged everything back a step. Nintendo, having only become a serious console contender a few years ago, has always been perceived as a casual gamers console, not the kit for serious fraggers who opt for either the PS3 or the XBox 360 – where the competition had always been – so Nintendo can afford to not try and dominate the market of motion sensitivity. Microsoft’s announcement of Natal, a system that aims to remove controllers from the equation altogether and have players control the game with their bodies in an intuitive (ie. not EyeToy) way was a groundbreaking step. What was the thought process of Sony execs when they were trying to find a way to compete with Natal and, after much brainstorming and deliberation, decided to do something that Nintendo did three years ago, badly, with a garish dildo complete with vividly coloured testicle.

It just feels like Sony have given up, not only did they produce something totally bland and unorignal AND give it a crappy design, they couldn’t even be bothered to make up a proper name for it – the Sony Move – which sounds like a cross between a barked command and a desperate plea to buy this heap of junk.

But if they really want to call such a phallic device after what they expect people to do with it, why not just call it the Playstation Wank and have done with it – in more ways than one.

Digital Britain – Well, we’re clearly not

Soooooo much to say on this topic that it will have to fill a post of it’s own, stay tuned…

Oranges, Nostalgia, Picturesque and Cynicism

As you’d expect, my coursework has severely depleted my reading, moreso than usual, but I have managed to dish up a few quips. Firstly, I have long-since finished Screen Burn by Charlie Brooker and found it to be a delightfully dejected book, despite it essentially being four years of Brooker’s weekly Guardian columns packaged into one book, starting at 2000 so the TV shows he reviews are a tad outdated and exist as a mere wisp in my memory – the first one mentions the departure of Ricky Butcher in Eastenders who, as I understand it, has since returned, left and returned once again. I have since purchased Brooker’s ‘The Hell of it All’ which is the same format but was released this year and opens in 2007, perhaps something I can be more atuned to.

I have finished reading the T.S. Eliot collection that any readers dedicated (and borderline obsessed) enough will remember me grappling with last year. My understanding of poetry was, as I anticipated, largely due to the assistive nature of my college teachers and I failed to grasp, I fear, a lot of the meaning. However, what I did understand made me have to pause for reflection – convenient then that I was sitting by the Student Village (my halls of residence) pond at sunset where the vista would’ve made Rolf Harris piss himself put me in a rather poetic mood for the rest of the day – I went out that night so it was shortly replaced with alcohol.

Oranges are not the only fruitI have since started reading, for perhaps the second or third time, Oranges are not the only fruit by Jeanette Winterson. This semi-autobiographical novels tells the story of a girl who has been a devout member of the Christian faith her entire life because of her adoptive mother, a frightfully narrow-minded person who clings . This girl grows up and becomes attractive to another female member of her church, and the novel deals with her own acceptance of her sexuality with her faith, as well as the complex reactions of those around her. The book has some seemingly over-exaggerated depictions of religious practises, but given that this is based on Winterson’s real experiences, this is likely not overstated – however, the book is not an plain and simple criticism of religion, as the protagonist maintains her faith throughout, but is simply a critique of people taking the teachings of religion, using Christianity as an example, too seriously and the impact that can have. The relationship is, unsuprisingly, tested by Jeanette’s revelation but a glimmer of hope at the end tempers the dramatic events of the book with an uplifting ending.

Alice in Wonderland: Burton does it again and it’s getting repetitive

I saw, just yesterday, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland – a continuation, of sorts, from the original Lewis Carroll original tale set 13 years later with a now young-adult Alice as the protagonist. Tim Burton brings his usual entourage to proceedings but I was unconvinced by their appearance – Johnny Depp plays The Mad Hatter but his performance is a far cry from the original eccentricity of the character and is instead that now all too recognisable ‘Depp Eccentricity’, not just for the costume similarities will you notice parallels between Depp here and his portrayal of Willy Wonka……or Jack Sparrow……or Sweeney Todd at one point. Bonham-Carter, at least, has some varieties in the characters she plays, unfortunately she doesn’t do anything with it and the part could just have easily been played as well by any actress. Stephen Fry has a vocal role as the Chesire Cat, besides being a huge Fry-fan, his normal British pomp is laced with something very dark that it’s unusual to hear in Fry’s voice – he does it beautifully but often British sounding dark can sound like a whine, Fry doesn’t manage to always avoid this but he does very well. Matt Lucas’ dual role as both the voice and face of the Tweedles was a masterpiece of casting that nobody could fault. The rest of the voice cast is padded out with the usual British treasures, including Alan Rickman, who somehow got starring credit despite being his character being on screen for all of three minutes.

Unsuprisingly, I recommend seeing it in 3D. As with Avatar, my feeling is that I would’ve been a bit disappointed has the 3D not looked so good, combine that with the finely detailed victorian setting at the start/end and the trippy Burton-esque Wonderland throughout and the result is quite spectacular – but an effect, I feel, wouldn’t have looked as wonderful in a mere two dimensions. The film itself is fairly predictable, but I think a lot of people will see this film with the misconception that it’s aimed at an older audience, it isn’t – it’s a kids film through and through so expect the predictable moral of the story, the puerile humour and all the other things associated with a kids film. Do I think adults will enjoy it? Absolutely, just bear in mind it’s still a kids film.

Sorry all, my pent up creative juices have run dry for today (which in a post entitled ‘Playstation Wank’ is never something you should close with) – much like the Artful Dodger, I’ll be back soon with more posts.

Now go wash your hands.

Google Books – The Printed Word Lives On

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Hey all, I know perfectly well that none of you give a flying spaghetti monster if I post on here or not, given that I haven’t been writing on here in a while owing to a high work load and nobody appears to have thrown themselves off a bridge yet. However, my upcoming deadlines and the Easter holidays beginning at the end of this week mean that post frequency (and hopefully my site hits) should shoot up. In the meantime, here’s another Spark* article, although this is simply a rehashed version of a recent blog post (that, owing to lack of posts, is probably lower down on the main page) but nevertheless.

Google Books – The Printed Word Lives On
Mat Greenfield

In 2008, Apple deity Steve Jobs damned the Amazon Kindle to the technological abyss by asserting on eBook readers, “It doesn’t matter how good or bad the product is, the fact is that people don’t read anymore. Forty percent of the people in the U.S. read one book or less last year.” Fast-foward to 2010 and chuckle with glee as you watch his holiness make a u-turn the circumference of John Prescott as the iPad comes out, brimming with eBook reader features and plans to release books on the Apple app store. Jobs has, albeit unintentionally, shown us that one of the oldest forms of communication simply won’t die.

Google Books

For around six years now, Google have been feverishly cataloguing books faster than a hyperactive librarian, meticulously scanning page after page and applying character recognition to create a vast database of books and their content. The aim of this process is to establish a new facet of their search engine, returning book titles and relevant passages for queries alongside the website results; although amount of content that you’ll get to see from results is yet undetermined, as Google are, as you’d expect, being put through the motions of copyright issues. The overarching concept is that, rather than searching to find websites with the information you need, or having to face the daring feat of going to your local library for books on the subject, you can get information the credibility of a book without having to decipher the cryptic systems of organisation in libraries. Since the inception of the internet and the unfiltered information therein, there’s always been a choice between getting potentially inaccurate information fast and getting verified information slowly that Google hopes to tackle.

This concept is not unlike Wikipedia, which gets a lot of bad press and is, for many educators, a taboo website – owing mostly to the claim that it’s unreliable due to its freely editable nature. However, Wikipedia is, arguably, the best possible source of information, as it is far more moderated than any other website out there – while it’s extremely easy for someone to make a website claiming that Bruce Forsyth is a robot spy whose speech synthesiser malfunctions whenever he says “it’s nice to see you”, but put that information on Wikipedia and it will be set upon by an army of editors who will pick apart this new addition, demand sources and, eventually, remove it. Getting a book published is another, pardon the pun, story, however, as a manuscript, research and information is subject to detailed editing, proof reading and review before a publisher sinks it’s cash into bringing it to paper and print. Non-fiction, therefore, and in particular publications of a scientific or otherwise factual nature is heavily moderated and its content is, again arguably, of greater veracity. Though Wikipedia has far more stringent editing procedure than the rest of the internet, it is no match for the experience and history of editing that publications carry.

Wikipedia is a favourite for students for the very reason that it’s a prolific, central source of information, but every student wants to impress their lecturer by citing publications by experts in the field, and now Google’s plan to create what is essentially a Wikipedia of books, carrying the heavy verification and moderation of the latter with the convenience and centralisation of the former, solving the age old dilemma of convenience versus accuracy.

Cardinal Rules

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Just a quick post to fill the void that my articulated absence has inevitably left in your soul. I have a cardinal rule against blogging about anything personal – owing mostly to the fact that my Facebook does that perfectly and the fact that you readers simply don’t care.

However, I felt that this is vaguely relevant to the blog and I wanted to post something to avoid people thinking this blog is dead.

Firstly, it’s my 19th Birthday – that’s of little consequence but should be mentioned all the same.

Secondly, I’ve mentioned a few times that I write newspaper articles for the Reading University Student Newspaper Spark* – you may’ve seen the articles I’ve written being re-posted on here. For the year thus far I’ve been just a writer for the Science and Technology section but a couple of weeks ago the incumbent section editor asked me, owing to the current position holder leaving at the end of the year, to fill the space of deputy section editor. This means that I will be responsible for helping the editor collect articles, putting together each edition and communicating with writers – it also means that my articles will only be printed if there isn’t enough articles to fill the pages. This was a point of worry initially, as my writing for Spark* was to get experience at article writing and deadlines. But I later realised that I have had the experience and it would be ongoing (albeit to a lesser extent) on this blog (which means more original content for you lovely dears) and getting experience at editing, which has more pressing deadlines, is the next logical step and would look even better on my CV – it’d be foolish to turn it down.

So that’s it, my cardinal rule broken for the sake of keeping my blog alive. I have several posts in my drafts box for future completion and your future edification – I only hope they remain relevant by the time I am free to continue writing them.

That’s it. Now go wash your hands.