My first term as a university student has come to inevitable conclusion and this afternoon I braved the British autobahns and careened my automobile in the direction generál of Horsham. My first task, as any teenager would, was to go onto YouTube and momentarily bask in the warming glow of a decent internet speed, whilst I remain staunch on my opposition of making the internet a human right, I can enjoy it all the same. My inability to resume my old shelf-stacker position or obtain any form of mainstream employment has meant that for the next four weeks of the Christmas break I am a man with a lot of free time, as such I shall be focusing mainly on learning my lecture notes, saving me work come exam time, however, it also means that the recent starvation of blog posts that your noble persons have endured shall be no more and I will continue to update my blog as I always have, and always will.
However, have your hypocrite megaphones at the ready and fire up the wireless keyboard for a comment box aimed rant as I am now not turning to the matter at hand. Many of you, judging by the quality of my written work, won’t believe this but I do actually prepare my blog, and owing to a multitude of tests this week I am at, alack, a lack of material. Fret not, however, as I have a post that I have been working on vaguely for some time that I will complete very shortly and I will build up my ideas ahead of regular posts.
Many thanks for your patience, unless you are so disgusted by my lack of posts that you never see fit to return, in which case fuck off, but to the rest, you’ll be hearing from my soon, much love. x