Archive for September, 2009

Review: Snow Leopard – A Team Effort

Monday, September 7th, 2009

Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard Now then, if you are a regular reader, you know that I don’t have/want a Mac, my thoughts are they’re too expensive and not a high enough spec to justify the cost. However, as a tech reviewer I have to be fair, and fair I shall be, so here is a review of the latest Mac operating system Snow Leopard, BUT considering I haven’t tried it/can’t afford it, I put out a call on Facebook for people to write a 500 word review for me to post. Nobody wanted to write a full review but many gave me a general overview, so here are the comments.

Harry Russell: Not much has changed tbh

Paul Dugdale: Copy and paste “it sucks balls” 500 times
(I subsequently remarked that for 500 words would be “it sucks balls” 166.66667 times)

Bernard Sexton: A few bug fixes and cosmetic changes as well as alot of old Tiger xcode which was removed from this version too, tuning up the way Snow Leopard handles more than one core. Not worth it though…

Owen Jones: Fiddly to work with, crash as often as pc’s, occasionally slow, only worth having if your using them for creative stuff like music or pictures. All I’ve done is use the ones in music tech so your welcome to not take my word for it.

I guess this counts as social experiment 3, having allowed Jo and Kym free reign of a post before and also put out a call on Facebook for people to give me ideas of what to write about and this is in a similar vein.

So there you have it, as fair as I can possibly be because I got other people (albeit only one of them is a real Machead, Bernard) to do my job for me, god bless the internet (even though I don’t technically believe in him).

Show off

Monday, September 7th, 2009

Just a quick post to show off my latest Doctor Who video, this one has the previous Doctors reacting to the casting of Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor.

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IFA 2009 – You can hear the "oooo's" from here!

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

First let me express my extreme distaste that I couldn’t get to Berlin to go to IFA Consumer Electronics Show! *ear steam*

Also firstly, let me add another sardonic layer to this menagerie of cynicism by discussing Sony showing off their 3D PS3 technology……but only if you buy their Bravia TVs…….. Actually, perhaps I’m being unfair, if they can pull it off and make it good, then 3D GAMING (NOT television) may take off, but that’s a long way off. Fujifilm have, I admit, previewed a new camera (that’s what Fujifilm tend to do) that takes pictures (that’s what camera’s tend to do) in triplicate dimensions, so soon you’ll be able to see a man in shorts, an ill-fitting t-shirt and unnecessarily large sunglasses standing by some barely visible landmark with an similarly dressed woman through equally-sized glasses and feel grudingly and vaguely more involved.

Super-slim AMOLED TVs from LG have just been unveiled at IFA, these ones thinner than an anorexic twiglet. This is the future, my dears, because companies who want to be modern, edgy, brushed metal and generally a bit sterile will pay through the nose to have these ultra-thin screens because they don’t have to punch a hole in the walls to make it flat and discreet (I should mention here that prices haven’t been announced while LG calculate just how much they can squeeze out of people). There’s also no word yet on whether or not these screens will have application as a monitor, consider that a standard VGA port isn’t the most discreet port in the world, but they do support 720p so perhaps the manner in which a computer can be connected is through there.

Another new gadget announced in Berlin this weekend was the Samsung Galaxy i7500, the first Samsung to run Google’s mobile operating system Android. The previously only proprietor of Android, HTC, have done a fantastic job introducing the OS into the world but they’re a fairly inexperienced company when it comes to handset design, such as the awkwardly shaped, awkwardly coloured and awkwardly buttoned T-Mobile G1. Now, however, it’s in the hands of Samsung who are (in my opinion) one of the best phone manufacturers in the UK, and this phone proves how well they’ve taken the idea of a mobile phone becoming a small box of tricks as it still maintains the aesthetics of a normal phone, staying true to it’s roots, while packing 7.2 Mbps HSDPA, Wifi, Bluetooth, Video playback, browser and all the gubbins that Google have packed in themselves. As someone in the browsing for a good smartphone, this is a real contender doing everything I need it to but not being too shapely like the iPhone’s shape or the G1’s…..everything. Also, the reviews I’ve read suggest no physical keyboard which is practically the only thing stopping me from buying an iPhone right now so is usually the dealbreaker. I was waiting for the Nokia N900, running a new phone OS Maemo, but given the time that Google and phone manufacturers have now had to refine Android, it may be worth biting the bullet early and going for the Galaxy, the N900 isn’t due out until October reportedly whereas the Galaxy became available on O2 this week.

Chloe lent me Dawkin’s ‘The God Delusion’ which I’ll start reading as soon as I’ve finished ‘Brighton Rock’, given that I’m leaving at the end of the months I don’t want to steal Chloe’s book. Nor be reading it when I meet my flatmates at university in case I offend a devout christian and make an enemy before I even start my course.

Also, I’m working on a blog experiment, I’ve done a vlog before which was just me talking to the camera but I’m going to try and do a properly diced and sliced (as in not Youtube direct upload) video review of my sister’s new Dell Studio 15 just as an experiment. If it takes a lot of effort or doesn’t go as planned I may just revert back to typing reviews, but nevertheless.

You Basterds!

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

I saw Tarantino’s new film ‘Inglourious Basterds’ yesterday.

There are very few films that come out today where you actually give a rat’s arse how it ends. There are very few films that come out today that actually make your heart race. There are very few films that you’re willing to wet yourself in a public cinema so that you don’t miss a second of it. Inglourious Basterds hits absolutely all of these things that make a great movie.

I’m neither a history nor a film academic (unlike Hannah and Jo, with whom I saw it, who probably enjoyed it even more than me) but from what little I know I was still able to follow the story (which is either good storytelling or lacklustre historical facts, you choose). I wondered quite early on how historically accurate this film was, suffice to say that by the end you know EXACTLY how accurate it is. I have to say that it was, most of the time, the score that gave this film such tension and added to the drama on screen so much so that it literally took my breath away. Admittedly, this film is 2 and a half hours long and there are certainly large chunks of time that the film could afford to take out which, as far as I can see (Jo and Hannah may disagree), have no real dramatic or historical relevance. But certainly this time does make you clench your buttocks to an almost painful extent (try getting that image out of your head for the rest of the day) and I suppose it is there to build up tension is such a way as I clearly noticed. Brad Pitt, the token hollywood name in this film, is actually not as bad as I thought. Evidently, there’s no hidden depth or room to build up character, and Tarantino seemed to wholeheartedly intend this, Aldo Reign is a very simple (American) man who wants simply to kill Nazis and end the war. There are only 3 British characters in this film, two of them only appear for one scene (one of which you may recognise), and the other doesn’t remain a main character for long, I did feel a little bit ashamed by this character but when you see it you won’t be able to deny, us Tommy’s got style! If you’re not much up for gore, of which there is a great deal, though nothing gut-wrenchingly horrendous, then perhaps give this a miss. But if you enjoy film, and want to see a film that will become one of the classics in the cinema, book a seat NOW!

My DVD rental spat Best of Monty Python’s Flying Circus at me yesterday. I forgot how much I loved the Python stuff even though I’ve got most of their films and have seen almost all the sketches on the DVD before repeatedly. But this title has 5 discs to it and I’ve only watched one of them so as I get the oithers I’m hoping that the rest of the DVDs will be mostly ones that I haven’t seen before, but I’m a pretty big Python fan so that’s a big hope. Especially given that when I was in Year 10 at school we had to do an English unit on media, which my English teacher turned into one about British comedy of the late twentieth century. So basically we spent 3 months watching endless Goodies, Monty Python and the occasional Fawlty Towers, culminating in a short and badly written essay which my teacher barely read and gave anyone who managed more than two pages an A (including me thanks to some well-placed images) and that’s how I know so many of the sketches.

Making my usual slow pace through my current book, Brighton Rock by Graham Greene. I won’t give away the plot but in the first couple of chapters the book moved quite quickly and was quite exciting, after that the remaining 100 pages, of which I’ve read, are fairly slow, a bit dull and lacking much action. However, I get the sense that this is all building up to something big that, if the first chapters are anything to go by, should keep me reading so I don’t end up with another Poppycock (I’ve adopted this as a term I’ll use when I find a book that I find too boring to continue with, not that Mud, Blood and Poppycock was boring, just not my cup of tea).

My dad gave me his old Blackberry (when I say old, I mean it, this model is discontinued) and bought an O2 sim with a data bolt on to test it out with. But I guessed his company, from whom he gets blackberries, may’ve locked it into the service provider he had before (makes sense seeing as they paid his bill for it), but apparentely they haven’t so I don’t know what to do. I was planning to write a review on it for here, talking mainly about how old models can still cut the mustard (why am I talking like a British army officer today), so I may have to do it without data speed analysis.

I’m still trying to work out how I can sort out my own wordpress template/theme so I can set up this blog on my own web address, have full control over the design and coding but still use Wordpress’ tech to update/write the blog. I’ve been trying but seriously have no idea what I’m doing or where to start, which you can’t deny will hold me up a tad. If anyone can offer help please do so.

It’s been a bit quiet on the old tech front of late, but the IFA Consumer Electronics show starts tomorrow and is running until Wednesday so will have more stuff coming. I better rest my cynical gland ahead of it, I just wish I could afford to go to Berlin so I can express my arrogant incredulity in person.

As soon as the paragraphs start to get smaller and smaller I know I’m running out of things to talk about.