Monthly Archives: September 2009

(Mostly) Triumphant Return!

Howdy Howdy Howdy my dears!

For those of you new to my blog, you join me at a pivotal moment in the history of my blogs, plural is technically correct too because, ladies and gentleman, I finally went ahead and bought me some domains! So you are almost definetely reading this from the URLs www.matgreenfield.com OR www.matgreenfield.co.uk.

If you ARE a normal reader, you will have noticed significant differences between this site and the old blog but this is only temporary. Both the old and new blog is based on WordPress technology so it will stay mostly the same, hence I was able to import all the content from my old blog, but I’ve designed a new wordpress theme, different from the old one, and hopefully Louis will have time to help me turn it into a wordpress theme soon, when the new design will appear, or if I can work it out I’ll build it myself after playing around with the CSS editor (the asthetic differences and the new domain names was almost entirely the reason for moving the blog).

If you are at university currently, you may have problems, because I haven’t been able to access the domains from my uni connection (which is going well by the way) until I used OpenDNS instead of the default setting.

Anyhoo, Colour Party at the Student Union tonight so farewell for now.

Everybody DOS Now!

Good day loyal reader.

You may notice that over the next few days there will be few, if any, posts on here. I have a full day tomorrow of packing and dismantling my gadgetry to take down to Reading ahead of starting University, and then I have a multitude of freshers events, nights out and the occasional form to fill out or meeting to attend to remind myself that I am still a student. I’m gathering up all the topics I want to talk about now so that I can get away with a few days of nothingness so excuse the somewhat fragmented syntax of this post, and also please excuse the poor previous post, I had spent a long time building up a very detailed analysis of my view on the Microsoft and Apple tablet computer rumours but my laptop crashed before I had time to save a draft, thus deleting a very big chunk of the post. When I got back on I was in a rush and didn’t manage to put back all the points I had made so just finished it up quickly, but I digress.

Another reason for a lack of posts, mentioned on the previous post (I think) is that I am in the process of moving this blog to matgreenfield.com/.co.uk. I have bought the domains and they are currently having their DNS settings transferred to Louis’ server, who has very generously allowed me to host my site on his servers and is also helping me translate my designs for the future blog into a suitable wordpress template so that I can continue all the functionality I have had here but under my own design/url and with the ability to customise and alter the site easily as well as probably putting in Google Adsense to get some cash out of it. I say that I am in the process of moving the site but I must confess that, seeing as I don’t own (nor can afford) a webserver and creating WordPress templates is not my forté, Louis is doing most of the work for me so allow me to give him all the credit he deserves here.

Now to business, as I have repeatedly mentioned, Microsoft’s new interation of it’s highly popular (though less so in recent years) operating system Windows is about to be released, the bafflingly (and apparentely randomly) named Windows 7. Microsoft, as I have mentioned in recent posts, seems to want to reclaim that young user-base that has been damaged by the ‘Buy a Mac’ adverts, and so now they have said “well what do teenagers like? Parties, yes. Then let’s try and start a new meme of Windows 7 parties”. Eh…no.

Yes, you read correctly, Microsoft feel that the best way for people to get to know Windows 7 is to encourage early adopters of the new OS to invite their friends round and show off the new features of 7 to try and get them to buy it, they’re also giving examples, in the form of these excruciatingly bad examples -

Badly acted, badly attempting to aim at all age, race and gender groups, but to be honest I’m suprised that they included the african-american gentleman (that’s a reference to a recent Microsoft news story that I’ve linked to in this block of text so please read it or else you may think the worst of me). There are persistent rumours, as of yet unconfirmed, that Microsoft is planning to bribe persuade customers to throw their own advertisement launch party by offering the party host a free signature copy of Windows 7 Ultimate Edition and a party pack. If this turns out to all be true then I will undoubtedly be doing it, despite being open to the student discount, I’d much rather get it free, plus I can easily round up a few of my geeky techy friends to come. But I would like to add that there will be far more alcohol and far less mention of Windows 7.

For more information on the history of Microsoft’s marketing, check out this article from CNET UK, this site is my usual source of tech news and are far more thorough and journalistic than I can hope to be on my own.

This whole thing makes me wonder what the average age of someone in Microsoft’s marketing is! I mentioned earlier MS trying to grab the young crowd but this advert isn’t exactly a skins party nor is it a mature, cocktail party. With the “party pack, tote bags for each guest” and the balloons and activities seen and mentioned in the advert, I have to say it resembles more of a “cake and ice cream” five year old’s party. I can see absolutely no person, beside the socially inept, who this would appeal to (though I may go along with it just for the free 7).

Perhaps the socially inept thing has some merit, maybe they seriously think that computer geeks are still the obscenely overweight, pocket protector wearing, broken glasses sporting nerd of the nineties (or the opening ten seconds of that Beastie Boys video who could be persuaded that this is how a party should play out (there are very few of my kind left) when that stereotype hasn’t been true for years. Granted, there are LAN parties which is the closest thing to a computer-themed party, but even that’s a million miles from this.

Here’s the point, in the years that Apple were, for lack of a better phrase, in hibernation, Microsoft built up a nice niche for itself as the OS of choice for businesses as well as for the home user. Since the resurgence of Apple, Microsoft’s home user niche has been threatened by them as more and more people switch (I don’t see why it has to be one or the other but nevertheless) to Macs. The business niche however, multimedia companies notwithstanding, has remained almost intact, even with Vista’s pitiful attempts to copy Macs (I should note that I’ve never seen a company using Vista as it’s main OS, and rightly so, it’s not reliable enough) but maintain the original business functionality, and it failed, but Microsoft were saved by the fact that XP was still suitable enough to continue use in business. However, it remains that as things progress XP will eventually become too outdated to be used (now that they’ve stopped support and service packs for it) and when it does, companies will want to turn to a new OS that has the same reliability and business-suitability of XP, but whenever Microsoft tries another stupid marketing ploy or yet another gimmick to re-establish itself as a home user OS, it cheapens itself and no business would see it as professional enough to use, regardless of how stable it is.

Add to that the fact that as well as the student discounts, this promises everyone who is an approved host a FREE copy of Windows 7 Ultimate. In this economic climate, and with Apple snapping at their heels (actually probably their knees by now), how can they justify being so liberal with the cost of their product?

Just as a quick aside, something I found interesting is that if you go to the YouTube channel of Windows Videos and look at the comments, they all seem amazingly positive about every aspect of Microsoft and Windows. Now try writing a comment yourself, what do you get? “Pending Approval” – how many negative comments do you think they got and approved? If it’s swearing or unfounded claims then fair enough but I would be suprised if they’ve let in anything that so much as mentions another OS.

That’s “all” I have to say on that and I’ll keep you posted on whether I actually throw a “Windows 7 Party” or not.

Other announcements, hopefully quite soon I’ll be posting a video up on here that is Episode 2 (technically) of the podcast that I do with Louis and Paul called Tech-Squared (often abbreviated as Tech² but that’s harder to type). I’ve embedded the first episode (or I would’ve if WordPress allowed embedding objects, ho-hum), which is audio only, below for your edification and general enjoyment. Subscribe to us on iTunes to get the latest episodes delivered straight to you. Instead of embedding, you can listen to the first episode by clicking this link.

Also, I borrowed one of Louis’ old routers to use to stream media at uni but I left it at his house after we finished filming yesterday, so I just went to PC World to buy a new one, seems easier than bugging him again but cheers anyway Louis. So I’ve gathered all my gadgetry for uni and hopefully will have no issues setting it up when there. Any earth-shattering developments that occur will be reported by me but for a little while, I will bid you a fond (and fleeting) farewell while I settle into a new life, and then I’ll be back.

Fighting vapourware with vapourware!

Wow, I haven’t written a post in three days, possibly a record (if you ignore the 18 years between my birth and my first post).

The reason for this sudden quietness is three-fold, the first and foremost being that I am preparing for my university departure. I drove up to Reading yesterday to, as Pinkie Brown might put it, case the joint. I went up to Reading Services on the M4 to meet my sister, who was driving up to Bristol (where she attends university), so she could check I knew where to go and what to do and then I carried on into the centre of Reading. I found the halls of residence where I’m living and went up to the University but had to rely on my satnav to do all the fine details when moving around the city. Also, I’m sorting out the last bits of paperwork and thinking about packing. The second reason is simply that nothing particularly striking, at least in my opinion (which you clearly take into account or else why read this blog), has happened in the tech world. The third reason is that I’m still working through the same three books as my last post while trying to squeeze in time to read around the rest of my wheelings and dealings.

Anyway, there are ever more persistent rumours of a Microsoft tablet PC (new rumours out this morning suggest that it will be called the ‘Courier’ that will use parts of, and probably sync with, Microsoft’s upcoming Surface project, in which touchscreens and a touch-based OS is to be placed on tables, supposedly mainly for use in cafés and public places. I keep hearing people insist that this is a pre-emptive strike for the perpetually rumoured but never seen Apple tablet that is supposedly coming up.

Gizmodo have, as ever, reported the development of such a product as genuine, despite having no pictures of a real prototype. However, reportedly Microsoft is saying that this isn’t a tablet (which it is) but instead it is a ‘booklet’ (which it isn’t) possibly as a way to dispel (badly I might add) the claim that this is simply a copycat idea of an Apple product that doesn’t exist by vapourware fanboys. Gizmodo are also have a virtual tour of how the interface would look and how it’s used, adding that this device is multi-touch, has a built in webcam.

This doesn’t seem guine to me, it seems to me that rather than chase after the vapourware of an Apple tablet computer that’s been rumoured for so long that it’s not anything that people take seriously anymore and that we probably won’t ever see, like Duke Nukem Forever, so I don’t think that Microsoft would NOW decide to start developing (though it hasn’t been announced yet) such a comprehensive list of features and functions or designs to compete with something that we haven’t seen yet. Microsoft were the first computer company to bust into smartphones operating systems, and try as they might they were beaten, indeed flummoxed, by Apple’s iPhone OS. There is no way that they would put together, even conceptually, a device to compete with an Apple device until they can see exactly what they do well and badly and adjust their device to suit.

It’s also worth mentioning that this may not remain a wordpress blog for long, at least in the sense that it won’t remain matgreenfield.wordpress.com, I have just bought both matgreenfield.com and matgreenfield.co.uk and will hopefully have the new blog set up as soon as possible. It’s going to be exactly the same stuff but with my own designs and with the ability to monetize it. This may or may not appear in the next few days, we’ll see…..

Windows 7: Don’t Drink and Drive(r)

I know, that title joke was horrible! I spent ages trying to think of one and had to settle on that.

Windows 7 - Making the amount I'll be paying off until 2025 slightly more bearable

Stick to your seats with joy, my friends! With the release of Windows 7 fast approaching, Microsoft inevitably has to think of a way to make the young, hip people buy Windows 7 to contend with Apple and their overpriced Macs (say nothing Louis). Much as Apple sold their Snow Leopard upgrades for $30 in the US, Microsoft are offering a student discount to University (though methinks the offer will work if you’re at college or possibly even school) students of a pre-order Windows 7 (no word on which version as of yet but as I expect Home Premium) for £30.

I will avoid making any more jokes about the discount saving money for students to spend on alcohol (true though it may be) but it’s undoubtedly some sort of lean towards that. This does, to me, seem to be a badly-disguised ploy at grabbing the student market by the scruff of their blazers (I have some outdated views of students – which is bad considering I’m 18 and about to start uni) and gaining back the market share that has been damaged by Macs being the cool computer of choice (despite being overpriced and underspecced, once again say nothing Louis) for the young folk. Plus, given the amount of Mac users who upgraded to Snow Leopard for the low price should justify Microsoft giving a chunk of their users the same privilege (though I daresay the offer should be more widely extended but they are a business after all). Another plus, by making special offers to students, Microsoft can make a blind stab at trying to shake off the stuffy, boring business-man image that was put on them both by Bill Gates and by Apple in those godawful but oddly hilarious ‘Buy a Mac’ adverts. Behold…(ok, this is a parody but it’s still good)…

Details on the offer are relatively thin on the ground, but we do know that instead of shipping a CD to students, people who pre-order with this discount, which is available from the 30th September for a limited time (but rumoured to end around January), will have to download the new installation (presumably in the form of an ISO file like the Release Client install) and install it from there, suggesting a little dollop of technical know-how is required, but (thankfully for me) not a tremendous amount.

For me it’s the perfect offer (assuming it is Home Premium) and, if it’s possible, I’ll most likely buy a spare copy (given that the non-offer version is more than twice that cost) in case I need it, assuming you can purchase/download multiple copies. However, I have installed the Release Client (and, I should note, barely used it), but this will start to introduce bi-hourly shutdowns and (I assume) eventually stop running altogether so if I want to get off Vista quickly, which I partially do but I can live with Vista, and want to save Sambuca money then this is perfect!

The only problem I can see is that I’ll have to buy a new Genuine version of Microsoft Office because I can’t see any other way of moving it between OS’ (I want a clean install when I get 7). This isn’t a problem for most of my software because it’s almost entirely open-source stuff, but Office I prefer over free options. I may wait for Microsoft Office 2010, which is apparentely about to be released in public beta and I can buy on a Student discount as well, meaning if I avoid the spare Windows 7 I can afford it easily. If the supposedly free Office 2010 web apps are decent then I may be able to ignore Office altogether.

Instead of working through the book-list I set myself at the beginning of the summer, I keep buying new books and saying I’ll read them quickly before getting on with my list. Thus far, diversions such as ‘Brighton Rock’ and ‘The God Delusion’ have kept me a might distracted, and my latest addition ‘The Great Gatsby’ by F. Scott Fitzgerald will distract me more from the next book on my list ‘The Eye in the Door’ by Pat Barker (a continuation of her fictionalized account of real-life war poets novel ‘Regeneration’). However, Gatsby is only around 150 pages so I’m hoping to power through it quickly, like I did with Animal Farm, and continue. I’ve still not read any more of that T.S. Eliot collection because I just can’t get my head around it.

Google Fast Flip

FastFlip

Google Labs, the evil scientist’s lair behind the Internet Behemoth, have unveiled their latest project, Google Fast Flip, a compendium of the world’s biggest news websites with their front pages or main reports crunched down and compressed into small (and highly illegible) thumbnails.

At the moment it’s very much a US thing, there’s no major British websites besides (of course) the BBC, which has it’s fingers firmly lodged into almost every international pie, but no CNET UK, Register, ZDNet, V3 or (suprisingly) my own website. The page is divided into three horizontally-scrolling columns which contain recent headlines at the top, specialist areas (supposedly user-defined by logging in) of news in the middle and sources of information at the bottom (possibly a legal thing because it’s not always viewable on the screen unless you scroll down). The problem that I can see with this is that news websites aren’t tailored to have their headline readable from a distance as they are not, necessarily, trying to sell anything (unlike newspapers) and so it’s quite hard most of the time to read the headline itself let alone the information. Users are thus constantly basing their opinion of the site in view by the images they can see, which are seldom clear from that size.

I can see that this could be a useful application for ebook readers, specifically the Amazon Kindle (or if the rumours are true, Google’s OWN ebook reader) but possibly, due to it’s scrolling, best suited for the Sony eReader with it’s new touch-screen interface (if it had 3G). Instead of trawling news sites and fiddly RSS feeds on the Kindle (or other reader) this can give a comprehensive view of the daily news, but for that very reason it’s fairly useless for home computers given that RSS feeds and other web apps give us the exact same thing, but better, with more websites and more user-specific content being delivered.

Fast Flip Site Preview

When you do (eventually) manage to make out a headline or website that you want to visit, just clicking it won’t take you directly to the site/story, that would be too convenient. Instead you’re given the exact same screenshot you were just looking at, but larger. Presumebly this is to give you a better preview of the site and decide if you want to visit that story/website or not but instead it means that you’re pissing about with images and links, waiting for all of which to load (hardly long times you understand but when you just want to get to a friggin news story it’s tedious).

It’s a nice idea, but unless Google are going to release this with a eBook-reader-specific version, this’ll never be popular.

Creation

I read a news report today that I find quite amazing.

If you look back a few posts to my review of Tarantino’s new film ‘Inglorious Basterds’ you’ll see I mentioned a few other films that I’m eager to see in the next few months. One of which is ‘Creation’ – a film based on the life and struggle of Charles Darwin before, during and after he wrote On the Origin of Species, battling between his faith and his science with his highly religious wife. As you can read from the report I’ve linked above, however, no film distributor in the US will show Creation when it is released because they deem it to be ‘too controversial’ to show it in there, citing statistics that only 39% of US citizens believe the theory of evolution over intelligent design.

If you’ve read what few posts I’ve written about my own beliefs, you’ll know that I’m an hesistent atheist, I don’t believe in the Bible and miracles etc. though I’m hesitant to say outright that there is no God and shoulder some belief in a higher power, possibly not supernatural or omnipotent but something we’ve come to identify as God. However, my stance on evolution is unfaultering, it is, in my mind, simply a fact. If you choose to stop reading here because my belief doesn’t concur with yours and you believe that my opinion is of no futher validity because of that fact, then goodbye, the exit button is on the top-right of the window, or if you’re using a Mac the top-left. My own beliefs (and the fact that I’m reading ‘The God Delusion’ at the moment) aside it seems incredible that simply the faith, fundamental or otherwise, of a nation can have such a massive influence on the film industry simply because it involves Darwin and Evolution, regardless of it’s story or it’s visual integrity or simply whether or not it’s a good film, as a film.

Granted, everybody is entitled to their opinion, a policy I exercise on a regular basis in this very blog and indeed it would be most hypocritical of me not to consider the other side of the coin, I delight in doing so. But it seems to me that, regardless of your opinion of the theory of evolution and the story of creation and, by extension, intelligent design (note: for fairness I use theory/story as both suggest but neither affirm truth), there is no reason to, passively I’ll admit, ban this film from cinemas. I’m not going to go into the evidence or reasons that I myself have for believing, as I most firmly do, in Evolution as biological fact because I’m simply not a biologist and could offer no articulate reasoning. I don’t believe that there is an alien man in a blue box travelling through time and space either but I’ll still watch Doctor Who, the same applies, even if you don’t believe or accept something as truth is no reason to cause such controversy about a film depicting it as truth. The premise of the film isn’t even the validity, or lack thereof if you want, of the theory of evolution, it is simply a character piece on the man himself (based on a fictionalised account of the events written by Darwin’s great-great-grandson, Randal Keynes, in 2000), who was a scientist, not the devil. Although some would have you believe otherwise…

I’m being very British and doing my utmost to be fair and polite but I was astounded and somewhat sickened to read in the report about the comments on Darwin by a Christian film review website movieguide.org, which apparentely is quite influential in America. There is no review of the film itself (nor, by the sounds of it, will there ever be) but there is a review of a newly released book called “Darwin’s Racists” (mentioning they only rarely review books if they are noteworthy, describing this as “timely”), the review itself (as you will also see quoted in the news report) says that ‘Darwin’s Racist’s’ “exposes the real Charles Darwin: a racist, a bigot and 1800′s naturalist whose legacy is mass murder. This well written book shows that Adolf Hitler, along with other genocidal mass murderers, was influenced by Darwin’s half-baked Theory of Evolution. This book exposes Darwin’s Theory of Evolution for what it is: an elitist and racist dogma that has infiltrated our every area of culture thereby undermining sense and sensibility.”

Now, if I may exercise my own right to opinion, this is outright ridiculous. Charles Darwin, being the scientist that he was, observed and drew up his theory with, initially, no idea how controversial it would be until he began to develop it. Even when he had collaborated his theory it sat there, take it or leave it. It was down to Hitler to, as is frequently alleged, interpret this into the baffling view that the Germans make up a Master Race that should dominate the globe. I can’t think of a decent analogy to use to expostulate this point further, and I’ve really tried, but the point is that Hitler was responsible for how he interpreted Darwin’s findings, and he was responsible for the actions he took and attrocities he committed based on his own interpretation. Charles Darwin was an amicable and benevolent scientist who created a theory and was in no way responsible for the interpretation of his theory and despicable actions of Adolf Hitler a full 80 years later (and 57 years after Darwin had died). Where, in Darwin’s findings, does he so much as hint that his findings suggest that Germans had evolved differently, let alone superior, to the rest of humanity. If I recall correctly, which I may not and can find little evidence either way so forgive me a brief freestyle, I believe Darwin says relatively little on the evolutionary origins of humans specifically and focuses more broadly on other animals and plants, perhaps knowing what uproar a direct and clear contradiction of intelligent design and “God….Man….Own Likeness” would cause, though he (evidently) wasn’t subtle enough. I will grant you that there are links, but the Bible itself teaches responsibility for one’s own actions, so shouldn’t this arguement make perfect sense to you instead of using it as cannon fodder to slander Darwin. I should note here that I am referencing all genocidal murderers throughout history to which the review refers under the same arguement as I have done with Hitler, much as I am referencing all variations on Christianity into the same title as simply Christianity and not uniquely considering each slight variation thereupon.

We didn’t see Passion of the Christ banned (again, banned is not literally what’s happened but it is close) because it doesn’t conform with Muslim views, of which there are nearly 100,000 permanent residents in the US. We didn’t see Inglourious Basterds or The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas banned because it dealt with the Holocaust, Nazism and World War 2 which may upset the 5.3 million Jewish citizens in America. Why is it that the majority, as Christianity is with 76% of the US population, can yield such authority when the United States Bill of Rights expressly forbad any sort of official state religion or for that religion to have any kind of governing power, the Bill of Rights offered total and equal freedom of religion. So why has the US film industry been so easily persuaded not to show this film owing to the controversy it could cause from a religious group if the US has that?

You may say, given that this film was deemed too controversial and not actually banned, that I am exaggerating, but clearly the problem was sufficient for the US film industry to reject any kind of sales from this film, and that suggests a serious issue arising. Granted, the Christian lobby in the US has had no political or governing power to use to stop this film being shown in the States, and technically they haven’t, but if the film industry was so swayed by the controversy that it could, and probably will (even without being shown), cause from the uproar that 76% of America can cause, then something isn’t right. It’s close to scaremongering.

Having read the first 100-pages of ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins, I found it hard to fathom or even believe that the extent to which Dawkin’s describes the US to be devout theists in the twenty-first century. Lo and behold, once I started reading this book, a report such as this appears, were I a supersticious or religious man I might even call it fate, or God. It’s still, nevertheless, hard for me to grasp such a scale that people hold this belief living in the UK, where though there is no an absence of religion, controversy is limited by our general British politeness to quiet frustration and the voice of Christianity itself is a clear but calm voice (the gentle eccentric tea-drinking vicar that Dawkins paints is still going strong in the UK) that has undoubtedly allowed me to maintain friendships with Christians who, in a more fundamentalist environment, may not be so accepting of me, and possibly nor me of him. Though, I should mention, this is not entirely the case and I know a fair few fundamentalist Christians who are less sporting in a fair debate with me as the ones I am friends with.

As usual for ANY of my posts, feel free to reply with comments arguing for or against my view, even if you just want to insult me, that’s your choice. I have conjectured my opinion with as much evidence as I feel is necessary (carefully avoiding the subject of evolution vs intelligent design, I’m not a biologist so could offer no intelligent or articulate evidence myself) so if you will write a rebuke to my words, back it up with evidence and I will gladly listen.

iPod Nano Fifth Generation……….now they’re just making shit up!

Oh wow! Ok, you may’ve noticed a sudden upsurge in activity, posts, etc. but I’m shut up in my house with flu (possibly of the swine variety, possibly not) so have literally nothing better to do, have been memorising how to translate binary into decimals and vice versa.

Furthermore, unbeknownst to me (ironically given that I was previously going on about how many tech events there are in the US) an Apple event took place this evening, though by their time standards twas this morning, in which Steve Jobs made his triumphant return to the stage as ringmaster of the Apple announcements. This one was mostly about the music side of the Apple, in which they’ve announced the 5th generation iPod which records video, attempting to compete with the Flip video camera range, slipping a high quality camera and microphone (supposedly, spec remains something of a mystery) into the thin casing with, allegedly, no additional bulk to the device, still allowing for the pointless accelerometer to function therein.

iPods with Cameras, next year an extendable arm that'll hold your penis for you while you piss your money away Assuming Apple give these things a decent camera, microphone and can do it all without a dramatic effect on the battery life, then this is a good, and logical, step for Apple. Personally, I see little point for it given that practically everyone who crawls about the western world, with the exception of Richard Briers, carry a video recording device of some description in their pockets. But to be fair, there has been a sizeable and growing market for the Flip cameras (so called because of the switch that flips out the USB port to connect directly to the computer) because of people wanting a higher quality cameras than most companies put on regular phones, not including the phones specifically engineered to be, primarily, a camera. So perhaps Steve Jobs can see a genuine market to throw his bald-spot covering hat into. Nevertheless, you can’t deny the amount of people who own iPods, and they will (me included) be thinking about buying a new one, so once they do and can now only get their hands on the ones with the cameras, Apple will be able to disguise MP3 player sales as video camera sales and claim strong competition against Pure Digital, who develop the Flip cameras. I gather, therefore, that Apple couldn’t justify to themselves developing a whole new device, so intend to push out more tech piggybacking on the on-going success of their old stuff.

By no means is this the only thing to be added to the new iPod Nano, oh crumbs no! The microphone will, as you’d expect, allow built-in functionality at voice recording, as well as a built-in FM radio. Both of which are functions that have up until now been handled solely by third-party developers, which could spell bad news for them, but I suppose that’s what comes from designing add-ons and gadgetry just for one brand of device, they nick your ideas and you can do nothing, it’s their product.

Also announced at the keynote speech was a new version of iTunes, nothing life changing but advanced playlist sharing where you can copy songs onto other computers in your house if you so choose blah blah blah. LP which basically means when you buy an album you get all the little extras, like covers, lyrics and images that you would get with a physical CD or, where the concept originated from, and old LP. Phil Schiller apparentely took a while talking about how fantastic the iPod touch is and how fast it’s gaining market share, he also compared the iPod touch to a dell netbook and saying how it doesn’t fit in your pocket like the Touch does. While I’ll concede that fact is true, who wants to tell me all the things that IPod touches can’t do that laptops can? A long talk about gaming on the iPod Touch.

New devices: New iPod Touch costing £149 for 8GB, £229 for 32GB and £299 (what!) for 64GB. New Nano is £115 for 8GB and £135 for 16GB.

So basically, if I buy a new iPod soon and end up with a camera stuck to the back of it then I can live with that. I’ll never use it but it may come in handy one day. I’m excited about the radio but simply because I enjoy listening to radio, but the prices of the Nano have gone up a bit and there isn’t a massive difference between the 8GB Nano and Touch, so it may be worth me jumping off the Nano bandwagon and getting built-in Wifi and apps for an extra £45. Though I’m going to be a student properly next year so perhaps not.

Predictions for next year’s iPods, probably one with a built-in arm that’ll hold your penis while you piss all your money away.

Is this mine own countree?

I was thinking, with all the new gadgetry coming out of Berlin from IFA convention at the weekend, plus CES, MacWorld, CeBit and all manner of other consumer electronics shows in the US. Where is the good British tech shows around here?

Of course, I know that in a matter of weeks is FOWA – the future of web apps is coming to London, with a live Diggnation, but that’s only catering for one aspect of tech culture. I’m not going but mainly because I’m starting uni that week and, sorry, but I’m not missing freshers fortnight, plus I’m not a big enough tech reporter to make it worth my while. But this is ideal for web app developers, which is (as the title suggests) mostly online and programming based events and only really important to the general public when it effects them or if they can interact with what’s being shown off, just like you can at a gadget’s show. If I’m missing any big tech shows that are on in the UK then PLEASE correct me, but it just seems to me that despite the multitude of tech companies originating from this fair land, we have very few shows in which this gadgetry is shown off.

I was thinking I could try and establish an annual tech show in the UK. But who the hell am I kidding?

Brighton Rock

Firstly, here’s proof that my computer knows me WAY too well. Whenever Skype crashes I get this message:

Take a deep breath, Skype has crashed

I know that this message is totally by accident and not intentional, given that “Take a deep breath” is one of Skype’s slogan but it’s still kinda freaky.

I finished Brighton Rock last night having been enraptured the past few days and reading the latter half of it in the last 2 days. I think I’ll need more time to consider and think about the book before I’ll really understand the ending, I know the actions that happen but it seems very out of character for Pinkie, but I suppose he is young and underlyingly immature and panicked. I recorded the film which was on Dave a little while ago, I’ve watched it through and, even though the screenplay was written by Graham Greene, who wrote the novel itself, it has significant differences and probably wouldn’t have worked were it not the adaptation of a book. I’ve also heard about a new adaptation of the book that’s due to start filming later this year.

Oh I didn’t mention that, very appropriately for this blog, the man who played Dallow in the film was none other than William Hartnell, the first actor to play Doctor Who.

In any case, I’m moving on to “The God Delusion” which I obtained from Chloe on Saturday. My thoughts were, and remain, that I should read it before I start university, as I may inadvertently make an enemy if I meet a devout christian while reading it.